Pastors, Not Timaya or Iyanya, Deserve To Stay in Lekki And Use The Best Cars – Life Coach


A life coach, Allison Bisongs Hyacintho has voiced out his opinion on Tithing… In a rather length writing, he’s of the the opinion that pastors and secular artistes should enjoy and live in Lekki, drive the best of cars rather than the likes of Iyanya and Timaya.

You pay tithe everyday to St.Moritz, St.Gulder, St.Remy, St.Heineken, St.Cassapreko, St.One-Night-Stand, St.HappyHour, St.Tramadol, St.Codiene, St.Postinor2, and St.Bet9ja, freely you give to these masters everyday, whether you’re winning or not, whether you’re damaging your kidney or not, whether they’re helping your life or not, it doesn’t bother you, you just love giving, cheerfully without grudging.

But when it comes to giving to St.Paul as little as 10% once every month so there will be meat in His house we start provoking, tithing will just be paining one witch somewhere, because giving to God means there will be short supply on their own mammon altar.

Anyways this debate doesn’t concern me right? Yea I know that’s the first thing someone cannot wait to say to me, afterall I am just a relationship and marriage coach, not a bishop.

But here’s something that concerns me; it will be a colossal disaster to marry someone who is not a faithful tithter, let alone someone who does not tithe at all. That is one of the worse disservice you can do for yourself and for your marriage.

He said “prove me now if I won’t open the flood gates of heaven and cause favour to rain on you”

I don’t know about you guys, but this is an advantage I never want to miss in my marriage. Never ever! It is foolishness to labour over something that favour can easily give you. As for my partner and I we will keep tithing, we will keep giving, I will keep sowing, we will keep seeding, marriage seed, love seed, we will seed, giving to God is our hobby, if it is paining you, then be ready to die of high blood pressure.

… When you go to church today and feel the AC blowing through your wig into your skull, know that you are eating out of your tithe.

…when the bass guitarists, the keyboardist and other guys on the drums are delivering some good music during praise and you’re dancing everywhere and removing your coat, uncle they pay those guys working for God, know that you are eating out of your tithe.

… Most Sundays you don’t go to church because you depend on nepa to iron your cloths, it is the same thing in the house of God, we don’t depend on NEPA to power the church, we pay for fuel and diesel, so when you go to church today and enjoy uninterrupted worship, know that you are eating out of your tithe.

… If you go to church to charge your phones and you grudge about tithe, well, your case is different.
… When we invite Pst Nathaniel Bassey to lead you in worship to our God, it is not his trumpet he will eat when he goes back home after ushering the Holy Ghost into your life with his ministration, it is not halleluyah challenge his landlord will eat, we give them minister’s gifts to support the work God is also doing through them, it is the meat that you have stored in God’s house that we use to feed them. So when Travis Greene comes from the UK to raise the roof in praise and worship dance very well because it is your tithe.

 … Who deserves to live in lekki? The pastor that feeds you daily with God’s word or Timaya that adds nothing to your Christian faith? Who deserves to drive the best cars? Your pastor glorifying God or Iyanya winding waist with nak£d women glorifying mammon?

One witch somewhere will just be vexing for nothing that we are giving to advance the kingdom, you grudge when asked to donate to a church project, you grudge when asked to pay tithe, you think it’s your squeezed 50naira that makes you comfortable in worship at church? Witches campaigning for people not to pay tithe to God when they cheerfully pay Millions for a table for 5 at AY shows. Witches!!!


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