1 00:00:24,959 --> 00:00:29,959 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:41,216 --> 00:00:45,888 Hey, jungle monster, you ever been fucked by a girl? 3 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:49,257 Cause Sally is horny. 4 00:00:55,497 --> 00:00:56,899 Good job, Sally. 5 00:00:56,933 --> 00:00:59,802 When I grow up, I want to be Butch Savage. 6 00:00:59,836 --> 00:01:02,337 I want to be Butch Savage. 7 00:01:02,371 --> 00:01:07,342 Hey, little dudes and dudettes, do you want to be the next Butch Savage? 8 00:01:07,376 --> 00:01:12,749 Then follow Butch's three rules of living savage. 9 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:15,685 Number one, never settle. 10 00:01:15,718 --> 00:01:18,855 You get too comfortable, you lose your drive. 11 00:01:18,888 --> 00:01:21,858 Number two, work hard. 12 00:01:21,891 --> 00:01:24,326 There are no shortcuts. 13 00:01:24,359 --> 00:01:29,799 Number three, eat sugary savage cereal every day. 14 00:01:29,832 --> 00:01:34,771 It'll give you strong muscles and big brains like Butch. 15 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:38,741 Get out of here, bananas, I ain't no monkey. 16 00:01:38,775 --> 00:01:41,811 I'm a savage. 17 00:01:41,844 --> 00:01:43,813 - Savage! - Savage! 18 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:06,703 My name is Luke. I'm from Los Angeles, California. 19 00:02:06,736 --> 00:02:10,773 I live here in Reseda now with my best friend Tanner. 20 00:02:10,807 --> 00:02:12,809 Dude, you're supposed to get the missiles by the silo. 21 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:15,878 And my favorite dog, Mr. Perfect. 22 00:02:19,381 --> 00:02:21,617 Hey, uh, Luke, you're being a little bitch or are you... 23 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:26,354 My name's Tanner. I live in Los Angeles. 24 00:02:26,388 --> 00:02:27,757 Look, here's the boob. 25 00:02:27,790 --> 00:02:30,660 I like to say that I am electively a single. 26 00:02:30,693 --> 00:02:34,262 - All right, Henry. - Henry. - Yeah. 27 00:02:34,296 --> 00:02:35,397 I like his new uniform. 28 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:40,268 Time to go to church. 29 00:02:40,302 --> 00:02:42,337 Finish your beer. We got Bingo at eight. 30 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,607 - Oh, yes, - ♪ Captain Wonder's ♪ 31 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,609 ♪ Shit Show Bingo ♪ 32 00:02:46,642 --> 00:02:48,578 ♪ He's a homeless David Bowie With stale popcorn ♪ 33 00:02:53,683 --> 00:02:56,686 All right, ladies and gentlemen, this is Shit Show Bingo. 34 00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:58,654 Fine, fine, fine, fine. 35 00:02:58,688 --> 00:03:01,456 Ladies and gentlemen, we got N39. 36 00:03:01,490 --> 00:03:04,426 N39 cocaine time. 37 00:03:04,459 --> 00:03:07,529 That's right, looking for a little white girl. 38 00:03:08,931 --> 00:03:12,635 - By white girl I mean cocaine. - Bingo! 39 00:03:14,003 --> 00:03:16,005 - She told me, no. - Oh, yeah. 40 00:03:16,038 --> 00:03:20,076 Tanner works at my all-time favorite bar No Bar. 41 00:03:20,109 --> 00:03:23,378 That mustache looks like a rat got stuck on a glue trap. 42 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:26,481 You look like the bad guy from every '80s movie. 43 00:03:26,515 --> 00:03:28,584 You mind if I plug this in? 44 00:03:28,618 --> 00:03:32,088 - Can't you just get a new one if it dies? - Tanner, it's late. 45 00:03:32,121 --> 00:03:34,489 I can't risk this bad boy dying on me. 46 00:03:34,523 --> 00:03:36,626 There's nothing more embarrassing than a grown man pushing a scooter. 47 00:03:36,659 --> 00:03:39,662 I don't want to call it a dive because it's nicer than a dive, it's a lounge, 48 00:03:39,695 --> 00:03:41,530 just the kind of place you go to hang out. 49 00:03:41,563 --> 00:03:43,833 How about a free drink for your old friend, Gerry. 50 00:03:43,866 --> 00:03:45,668 What are you even doing here, Gerry? 51 00:03:45,701 --> 00:03:48,004 - I eighty-sixed you last week. - He eighty-sixed you last week. 52 00:03:48,037 --> 00:03:52,008 That was last week though. It's this week. Okay. 53 00:03:52,041 --> 00:03:55,645 All right, don't talk about me when I'm gone, please. 54 00:03:55,678 --> 00:03:57,379 Yeah. Bye, Gerry. 55 00:03:57,412 --> 00:03:59,882 Aside from Tanner and, of course, Mr. Perfect, 56 00:03:59,916 --> 00:04:03,451 my third favorite person in Los Angeles is Brandy. 57 00:04:03,485 --> 00:04:08,624 She's an angel sent down for the world but mainly me. 58 00:04:08,658 --> 00:04:11,027 Brandy, how's the film industry? 59 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:14,063 Brandy is great. Luke's got a really big crush on her. 60 00:04:14,096 --> 00:04:16,699 She's super nice. She's also a porn star. 61 00:04:16,732 --> 00:04:21,804 It's fucking exhausting. I had two jobs today. My back is killing me. 62 00:04:22,705 --> 00:04:26,042 Tanner is convinced that Brandy's in porn. 63 00:04:26,075 --> 00:04:30,378 I don't know. And, honestly, if she does do porn, it doesn't bother me. 64 00:04:30,412 --> 00:04:32,949 I respect her right to do what she wants with her body. 65 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:35,685 My buddy Luke, he's got a pretty sweet gig. He cleans pools. 66 00:04:35,718 --> 00:04:37,687 Um, he does it part time. 67 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,723 I'm an idea man. I'm an entrepreneur. 68 00:04:40,756 --> 00:04:46,028 Okay, I take an idea and I say, "What do we need to turn the idea into reality?" 69 00:04:46,062 --> 00:04:48,430 What I present to you today 70 00:04:48,463 --> 00:04:51,399 is not just an opportunity to change your bank account or your body. 71 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:54,136 It's an opportunity to change your life. 72 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:55,838 I don't get it. 73 00:04:55,872 --> 00:04:58,875 Uh, he likes to say he's an idea guy 74 00:04:58,908 --> 00:05:05,781 but usually his ideas involve getting other people to help him sell, uh, teas, 75 00:05:05,815 --> 00:05:08,117 like weight loss teas. 76 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:13,890 That's right, I sell tea, herbal weight loss tea. But it really works. 77 00:05:13,923 --> 00:05:16,592 I get two dollars and fifty cents from every sale. 78 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:20,596 And if I recruit someone else, I get a dollar twenty-five from their sales. 79 00:05:20,630 --> 00:05:25,500 It's incredible, man. The sky is endless. 80 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,469 Is that the right analogy? 81 00:05:27,502 --> 00:05:29,972 Anyway, I am about 25 grand in debt from the stuff 82 00:05:30,006 --> 00:05:32,608 but Nicky Steele says... 83 00:05:32,642 --> 00:05:37,847 It takes money to make other people make money to make you money. 84 00:05:40,850 --> 00:05:44,486 My life is good. I have a job sometimes. 85 00:05:44,519 --> 00:05:49,091 But I come from a family of excellence. 86 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:53,863 There's a part of me that feels like I am destined for bigger things. 87 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:56,599 Nicky Steele's herbal weight loss tea 88 00:05:56,632 --> 00:05:58,634 starts generating revenue the minute you sign... 89 00:05:58,668 --> 00:06:00,970 - Why aren't you cleaning the pool? - Jimmy. 90 00:06:01,003 --> 00:06:03,205 What are all these people doing here? What's going on? 91 00:06:03,239 --> 00:06:05,675 Did we hire them? They feel old. 92 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:07,576 - Do they swim? - I can't swim. 93 00:06:07,610 --> 00:06:09,745 - I thought we were getting a free lunch. - Yeah. 94 00:06:09,779 --> 00:06:13,916 My clients' houses are not a backdrop for your pyramid scheme. 95 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:18,955 Jimmy, is it really a pyramid scheme if everybody makes money? 96 00:06:18,988 --> 00:06:20,890 Yes. 97 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:24,260 But, Luke, let's put it this way, 98 00:06:24,293 --> 00:06:30,633 his heart's in the right place but his head it's crammed way up his ass. 99 00:06:33,035 --> 00:06:37,505 I'm sorry I... I liked your dad, Luke, he's a great guy, but this is it, you gotta go. 100 00:06:37,539 --> 00:06:38,874 You're fired. 101 00:07:06,035 --> 00:07:09,605 I guess everyone has their own way of wooing a potential mate. 102 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,808 Tanner has this thing. 103 00:07:12,842 --> 00:07:13,743 Unbelievable. 104 00:07:13,776 --> 00:07:15,244 Dinner and a movie. 105 00:07:15,277 --> 00:07:19,015 Well, dinner and a very specific movie. 106 00:07:20,349 --> 00:07:23,819 A moving drama about the Holocaust. 107 00:07:23,853 --> 00:07:28,891 I hate that this works, but it works. 108 00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:35,998 Call me, Tanner. 109 00:07:36,032 --> 00:07:37,133 May the odds ever be in your favor. 110 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:42,104 Tanner's really great. 111 00:07:42,138 --> 00:07:46,776 He's, uh, got really great hair and, um... 112 00:07:50,312 --> 00:07:54,617 Dude, it's time for us to do something with our lives. 113 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:57,653 Look, dude, I support your entrepreneurial spirit. 114 00:07:57,686 --> 00:08:01,357 I really do, but the weight loss tea, no, thanks. 115 00:08:01,390 --> 00:08:05,895 I'm not talking about the tea, okay, I'm talking about a real power move, okay? 116 00:08:05,928 --> 00:08:08,597 I'm talking about something to put us on the map, man, get us out of Reseda. 117 00:08:08,631 --> 00:08:11,333 Let's take... let's take Mr. Perfect and get up to the hills. 118 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:13,235 Of course, I want to take Mr. Perfect to the hills. 119 00:08:13,269 --> 00:08:16,305 But, dude, I make money to drink and hang out with my friends. 120 00:08:16,338 --> 00:08:18,307 My life is pretty great. 121 00:08:19,842 --> 00:08:22,044 I mean, here's the thing. I like working at the bar. 122 00:08:22,078 --> 00:08:25,314 I do. It's easy. It's fun. I'm flushed with cash. 123 00:08:25,347 --> 00:08:29,251 Hell, half the time I take care of Luke's share of the rent and it doesn't even bother me. 124 00:08:29,285 --> 00:08:33,989 But, um, you know, my liver's got its limitations 125 00:08:34,023 --> 00:08:39,628 and, uh, you know, it's... it's a gig with an expiration date. 126 00:08:42,865 --> 00:08:45,668 What's up big guy? What... what's got you talking like a career counselor? 127 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:51,841 What are you even doing here right now? Did... did Jimmy fire you again? 128 00:08:53,342 --> 00:08:57,813 The little guy caught me selling my tea to some people I met outside the nursing home. 129 00:08:59,115 --> 00:09:00,282 I need a scream shower. 130 00:09:06,822 --> 00:09:09,158 What's a scream shower? 131 00:09:13,028 --> 00:09:14,763 He thinks I can't hear him. 132 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:19,101 Screaming. 133 00:09:24,406 --> 00:09:29,011 So then he says to me, "Well, if it's a 401(k) and not a 403(b), 134 00:09:29,044 --> 00:09:30,846 are you really diversified? 135 00:09:37,353 --> 00:09:40,956 Okay, okay, okay, settle down, settle down. Come on. Come on. 136 00:09:42,057 --> 00:09:43,425 Let us pray. 137 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:45,728 Blessed to be here. 138 00:09:45,761 --> 00:09:48,964 Lord, Father, God, thank you for Ryan 139 00:09:48,998 --> 00:09:54,036 who is striving to create job opportunities for those less fortunate. 140 00:09:54,069 --> 00:09:56,105 Thank you, Lord. Thank you. Thank you. 141 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:59,942 I'm adopted, which I'm thankful for 142 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:03,212 but I think my dad always wanted my brother 143 00:10:03,245 --> 00:10:06,315 and he got me and then he got my brother. 144 00:10:06,348 --> 00:10:11,720 And, Luke, he's working in pool sanitation, Lord, 145 00:10:11,754 --> 00:10:15,491 it is really something else. 146 00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:21,764 Lord Father God, we give thanks and praise for all these wondrous and bountiful gifts 147 00:10:21,797 --> 00:10:24,166 in your and Jesus' name. 148 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,901 Amen. 149 00:10:25,935 --> 00:10:27,970 Amen. Mm-mm. 150 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:32,308 Apparently, before Luke came along, our family was pretty well off. 151 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:35,144 But we're glad to have a brother though, you know. 152 00:10:36,779 --> 00:10:41,250 You know I, uh, been having a little, uh, little drama going on at work myself these days. 153 00:10:41,283 --> 00:10:42,751 What's up, Dad? 154 00:10:42,785 --> 00:10:45,487 Well, as you may or may not be aware, 155 00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:49,124 the attendance of the church has been slowly declining since the late 90's. 156 00:10:49,158 --> 00:10:52,194 Our revenue is based mainly on tithing. 157 00:10:52,228 --> 00:10:55,931 So, when the people disappear, so does the money. 158 00:10:55,965 --> 00:10:58,968 We need 75 grand just to make the rest of the year's rent. 159 00:10:59,001 --> 00:11:02,071 And then, eventually, we're going to need another 100 to fix that roof 160 00:11:02,104 --> 00:11:03,739 that's not getting any better. 161 00:11:05,474 --> 00:11:10,779 You know, what we really need is our own version of Love is Underground. 162 00:11:10,813 --> 00:11:14,116 I believe that those are Wild Wood Brothers over in Charleston made. 163 00:11:14,149 --> 00:11:16,385 Oh, I saw that. 164 00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:20,256 The one where the police officers are stuck in the sewer during a hurricane. 165 00:11:20,289 --> 00:11:22,358 You know, they thought they were gonna die 166 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:25,461 and then they found Jesus and then they didn't die. 167 00:11:25,494 --> 00:11:27,429 Oh, I love that they don't die. 168 00:11:28,964 --> 00:11:31,166 So, this was a financial success? 169 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,102 Oh, yes, the church funded it, completely paid off their mortgage. 170 00:11:33,135 --> 00:11:34,470 No way. 171 00:11:34,503 --> 00:11:36,205 I'm serious. Look it up. 172 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:39,008 Love is Underground, stars, um, oh, 173 00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:44,079 oh, and wonderfully devout young man from Growing Pains. 174 00:11:44,113 --> 00:11:46,015 And what is his name, uh... 175 00:11:46,048 --> 00:11:47,416 Kirk Cameron. 176 00:11:47,449 --> 00:11:49,118 It's already made three million dollars. 177 00:11:49,151 --> 00:11:51,420 Oh, it's completely revolutionized the church. 178 00:11:51,453 --> 00:11:53,522 Y'all couldn't have gone into the film business. 179 00:11:53,555 --> 00:11:57,126 Well, anyway, I... I suppose it's my fault. 180 00:11:57,159 --> 00:12:00,296 Uh, your mother, God rest her sweet soul. 181 00:12:00,329 --> 00:12:02,965 Well, she wanted to put you all in commercials 182 00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:06,935 to make some extra money to make up for Luke's adoption fee which was pretty exorbitant. 183 00:12:06,969 --> 00:12:10,939 But, well, anyway, I just couldn't stomach 184 00:12:10,973 --> 00:12:13,509 the thought of my child being the face of yogurt. 185 00:12:15,377 --> 00:12:19,381 Oh, baby girl, this is so good. Thank you. Praise God. 186 00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:20,349 Praise God. 187 00:12:25,622 --> 00:12:30,225 Well, Sally, some people might call this a dead end. 188 00:12:30,259 --> 00:12:33,262 What do you say we make it a cul-de-sac? 189 00:12:35,264 --> 00:12:38,534 Can we cease the fucking Butch Savage marathon, please? 190 00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:41,136 Butch Savage is a great American hero. 191 00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:46,875 Can you name another wrestler slash actor slash independent presidential candidate? 192 00:12:46,909 --> 00:12:51,280 - Whatever. - Brandy, looking great like a brand-new pair of socks. 193 00:12:52,348 --> 00:12:54,049 - What? - Never mind. 194 00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:59,589 Tanner, have you heard of a movie called Love Is Underground? 195 00:13:01,523 --> 00:13:03,158 It's about some cops in the sewer. 196 00:13:03,192 --> 00:13:04,426 I guess I must have missed it. 197 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:06,295 What about God's Not Dead? 198 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:09,498 It's a Christian movie starring Kevin Sorbo. 199 00:13:09,531 --> 00:13:14,002 That movie starring Hercules was shot for nothing 200 00:13:14,036 --> 00:13:17,573 and now, it's a multi-million-dollar franchise. 201 00:13:17,607 --> 00:13:19,575 What are you saying? You want to go see a Christian movie? 202 00:13:19,609 --> 00:13:22,311 I want to make a Christian movie. 203 00:13:23,946 --> 00:13:26,315 I want to make the best Christian movie Jesus has ever seen. 204 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,517 Nobody buys movies anymore. 205 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:31,520 I have over 150 credits all online. 206 00:13:31,553 --> 00:13:32,921 That's where it's at. 207 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,925 Wow, look at this. War Room, 73 million. 208 00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:39,228 Courageous, 33 million. 209 00:13:39,261 --> 00:13:40,996 Fireproof, 35 million. 210 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:44,032 Christians support anything Christian. 211 00:13:44,066 --> 00:13:48,470 Churches, literally, buy out entire theaters, rent buses, 212 00:13:48,504 --> 00:13:51,540 and take their congregation to see movies. 213 00:13:51,573 --> 00:13:55,010 Faith-based, the entire genre is a gold mine. 214 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,378 Yeah. 215 00:13:56,412 --> 00:13:58,947 - Are you in? - What, "Am I in"? 216 00:13:58,981 --> 00:14:03,952 Dude, this is, um, this is a good idea. This is a really good idea. 217 00:14:03,986 --> 00:14:07,489 But I make margaritas and you clean pools. 218 00:14:07,523 --> 00:14:09,958 Neither one of us know anything about making movies. 219 00:14:09,992 --> 00:14:11,326 Exactly. 220 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,663 She knows a lot about making movies. 221 00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:16,565 Yeah, I do. Thank you. I mean, kind of. 222 00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:21,170 Plus, dude, it seems like a lot of work. 223 00:14:23,338 --> 00:14:25,240 Nicky Steele says... 224 00:14:25,274 --> 00:14:27,309 You work hard, you play hard. 225 00:14:27,342 --> 00:14:29,646 You work harder, you play harder. 226 00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:33,182 You work hardest, you play rock hard. 227 00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:39,988 If I see Nicky Steele, I'm going to kick him in the dick. 228 00:14:40,022 --> 00:14:41,290 Uh, Herman, you want another? 229 00:14:42,491 --> 00:14:46,061 Does a tree shit in the woods if you don't hear it fall? 230 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,330 That's a yes. 231 00:14:48,363 --> 00:14:52,401 I hear you, old timer. Just a five-pound bag of flour make a big ass biscuit. 232 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:56,673 Holy fucking shit. Tanner! 233 00:14:56,706 --> 00:14:58,474 Hey, man, how you doing? 234 00:14:58,507 --> 00:15:00,409 - No, you still work here? - Yeah, man, it's the best. 235 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:04,313 Whoa. This guy right here is a fucking legend. 236 00:15:04,346 --> 00:15:06,114 What's it been, like, 10 years now? 237 00:15:06,148 --> 00:15:08,685 No, no, no, like, uh, like seven. 238 00:15:08,718 --> 00:15:11,320 Yeah, give or take daylight saving whatnots. 239 00:15:11,353 --> 00:15:13,021 I mean I remember you man. 240 00:15:13,055 --> 00:15:15,524 First time I met this guy, pay attention future me, 241 00:15:15,557 --> 00:15:18,327 it was Halloween, you were dressed as Napoleon Dynamite. 242 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,462 He had his fucking hair permed and all that shit. 243 00:15:20,496 --> 00:15:21,530 It's flipping sweet. 244 00:15:21,563 --> 00:15:24,132 Man, you were going places. 245 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,705 It was 2007, is that right? 246 00:15:28,738 --> 00:15:30,572 2004. 247 00:15:31,674 --> 00:15:33,342 Who's playing pool, motherfuckers? 248 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,177 Hey, come smell my finger. 249 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,785 I'm in. 250 00:15:48,457 --> 00:15:50,158 Man, look at this one. 251 00:15:50,192 --> 00:15:53,630 This is a farming drama called Jesus Plows. 252 00:15:53,663 --> 00:15:55,397 Oh, wow. 253 00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:57,366 Look, this is a religious NASCAR movie. 254 00:15:57,399 --> 00:15:59,301 That's racing on the streets of gold. 255 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,837 Religious NASCAR. 256 00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:03,238 Or maybe we watch the Firefighter saga, 257 00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:07,142 High Risk Higher Purpose one, two and three. 258 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:10,345 And if they're making three of those, they're making money. 259 00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:13,716 All of these are made by the same company, it's called Christflix. 260 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:14,784 I'm gonna email them. 261 00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:21,523 "Dear Sir or Madam, 262 00:16:21,557 --> 00:16:25,360 we are two young gentlemen looking to make a Christian movie 263 00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:28,297 for our Lord and savior's body. 264 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:32,200 We'd love to meet with you before he is risen. 265 00:16:32,234 --> 00:16:35,404 AKA, at your earliest convenience. 266 00:16:35,437 --> 00:16:36,371 Truly... 267 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,743 Amen, Luke and Tanner." 268 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:55,557 So, we were thinking, what about a family drama? 269 00:16:55,592 --> 00:16:58,293 You know what, I'm gonna stop you right there. I don't give a shit. 270 00:16:58,327 --> 00:17:01,263 For these movies to make money, it needs four things. 271 00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:02,732 Four. 272 00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:05,467 One, two, three, four. 273 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:10,172 One, you need an A, B, or C list celebrity who's also a Christian, 274 00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:12,174 at the very least a Republican. 275 00:17:12,207 --> 00:17:15,612 I mean Kirk Cameron, Kevin Sorbo, the fat Superman. 276 00:17:15,645 --> 00:17:17,780 - Dean Cain. He's a real deal actor. - Mm-Hmm. 277 00:17:17,814 --> 00:17:20,750 Two, you need some keywords in the title. 278 00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:25,755 I'm talking purpose, faith, prayer, heaven, Huckabee. 279 00:17:25,788 --> 00:17:29,726 Yeah, yeah, think like, you know, Thoughts & Prayers, the movie , you know. 280 00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:32,829 Or like, uh, Faith and Furious, you know. 281 00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:36,298 Uh, like, uh, Prayer and Prejudice, you know. 282 00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:38,467 I Heart Huckabee. 283 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,869 - I think that one's taken. - Oh, that's actually... I think that is a movie. 284 00:17:39,902 --> 00:17:41,536 But anyway, you know, you get the idea. 285 00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:44,272 Three, peril. 286 00:17:44,306 --> 00:17:48,543 Most people become Christians when they are three years old or if they're faced with death. 287 00:17:48,578 --> 00:17:52,682 So, unless you're going to make the Christian look who's talking, 288 00:17:52,715 --> 00:17:55,350 I need some dire straits. 289 00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:59,254 Yeah, I think hikers lost on Everest, you know, a rodeo clown facing his last bull, 290 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:03,893 or a homeless woman who discovers that her cat is really her guardian angel 291 00:18:03,926 --> 00:18:08,430 and then the homeless woman turns out to be Kentucky clerk Kim Davis. 292 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,232 That'd be awesome. I'm just spitballing. 293 00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:13,703 But, um, lastly, you got to talk about God. 294 00:18:13,736 --> 00:18:15,938 It doesn't have to be God, God, 295 00:18:15,972 --> 00:18:21,443 you can talk about it like a higher power or just straight up JC. 296 00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,979 Bonus points if God's actually in it. 297 00:18:23,012 --> 00:18:26,481 Yeah, but good luck. His agent's a real asshole. 298 00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:32,554 Why do all these Christian movies have to be bad? 299 00:18:33,555 --> 00:18:38,895 They don't have to be bad. They just don't have to be good. 300 00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:42,330 Your dad's gonna buy anything that has Jesus in it somewhere. 301 00:18:43,365 --> 00:18:45,735 Get me a movie with those four things 302 00:18:45,768 --> 00:18:49,005 and I will write you a check for two hundred thousand dollars. 303 00:18:49,038 --> 00:18:50,773 Boom. 304 00:18:50,807 --> 00:18:54,577 I mean why don't you just help us finance our movie? 305 00:19:01,684 --> 00:19:03,418 No. 306 00:19:03,452 --> 00:19:06,622 What kind of sucker would invest in an imaginary dream 307 00:19:06,656 --> 00:19:09,025 that might somehow benefit them in the end? 308 00:19:09,058 --> 00:19:10,827 No. 309 00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:15,031 But if you figure out how to make it, I will buy it 310 00:19:15,064 --> 00:19:19,769 and if it costs less than 200k, you can keep the profits. 311 00:19:19,802 --> 00:19:22,270 Would you mind if I prayed over us real quick? 312 00:19:22,304 --> 00:19:23,606 - I mean, I just feel like... - You know what, no. Fuck no. 313 00:19:27,677 --> 00:19:28,978 So, how do you know this woman? 314 00:19:29,011 --> 00:19:32,547 Um, me and Tiff dated back in 2014. 315 00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,350 - Damn. - It ended well. 316 00:19:36,052 --> 00:19:37,319 - Did it? - Pretty well. 317 00:19:37,352 --> 00:19:38,320 Hey, Tanner. 318 00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:39,421 - Hey. - Hi. 319 00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:40,489 How are you doing? 320 00:19:40,522 --> 00:19:42,357 Wow. 321 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,459 - You... you look... you look amazing. - Uh... Hi. 322 00:19:44,493 --> 00:19:46,662 - Hi. Hello. Hi. How are you? - Hi. 323 00:19:46,696 --> 00:19:48,030 I'm... Wow, I'm good. 324 00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:52,367 You are good. 325 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,770 - You are good. Yeah. - Ah... Thanks. Thanks. 326 00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:56,706 Hey, um, where am I? 327 00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:58,306 This is the Encino Velodrome. 328 00:20:04,013 --> 00:20:05,447 It was built in 1962. 329 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,583 They did the Olympic trials here. 330 00:20:07,617 --> 00:20:09,852 That's Henry, he practices on Sundays. 331 00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:15,658 That's great. Wow. 332 00:20:15,691 --> 00:20:18,393 So, uh, what's... what's going on? 333 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,695 Why'd you call? 334 00:20:19,729 --> 00:20:22,330 Um, we want to make a movie. 335 00:20:22,364 --> 00:20:23,866 We're going to make a movie. 336 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,401 We're... we're going to make a movie 337 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:31,107 and, uh, we thought it would be smart to enlist the help of a filmmaker friend. 338 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,610 Tanner told me all about your short film at Sundance. Sounds awesome. 339 00:20:34,644 --> 00:20:40,850 I... wanted to preface just kind of by saying what we're about to tell you is a great opportunity. 340 00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:44,553 Who is this? 341 00:20:44,587 --> 00:20:49,725 - Um, this, you might remember, is my friend Luke. - I'm Luke. 342 00:20:52,028 --> 00:20:55,064 - Luke. Oh. - Mm-hmm. 343 00:20:55,097 --> 00:20:57,133 Um, wow. 344 00:20:57,166 --> 00:21:00,036 - Yeah, so you and Luke want to make a movie. - Mm-hmm. 345 00:21:00,069 --> 00:21:01,804 Do you have a director who's directing? 346 00:21:01,838 --> 00:21:04,573 - Co... - You're... you're directing with him? 347 00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:05,708 Do you have a script? 348 00:21:05,741 --> 00:21:07,409 - Writing it. - Working on it. 349 00:21:07,442 --> 00:21:08,978 - Okay, you're gonna write a script. - Mm-hmm. 350 00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:09,946 Do you have a producer? 351 00:21:11,747 --> 00:21:14,382 You know you need a producer, right? 352 00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:17,587 Like, you have to have somebody who can connect all the dots and make all the things happen. 353 00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:20,522 You gotta get your shit together, guys. 354 00:21:20,555 --> 00:21:22,658 What about post-production? Have you thought about that? 355 00:21:22,692 --> 00:21:24,894 Have you thought about who's gonna do your editing? 356 00:21:24,927 --> 00:21:27,029 You've got color correction to deal with. You've got special effects. 357 00:21:27,063 --> 00:21:29,131 - Mm-hm. Tiffany. - Yeah. 358 00:21:29,165 --> 00:21:32,134 You are so smart. 359 00:21:32,168 --> 00:21:34,904 Will you help us, please? 360 00:21:34,937 --> 00:21:37,139 Please, please, please, will you help us? Come on. 361 00:21:37,173 --> 00:21:39,507 We want to make a really good movie. 362 00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:43,646 Only because you are still clearly doing CrossFit, 363 00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:48,117 - your abs are popping, I... I will help you a little bit. - Okay. 364 00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:49,451 What are you doing later? 365 00:21:49,484 --> 00:21:50,786 You know what I'm doing later. 366 00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:52,454 - Yeah. I don't feel great. - Okay. 367 00:21:59,729 --> 00:22:03,866 Hey, you two tried, uh, not sucking at this? 368 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,768 Okay. 369 00:22:05,801 --> 00:22:08,204 - These guys, every fucking Tuesday. - Every fucking Tuesday. 370 00:22:08,237 --> 00:22:11,674 Anyway, I think we write something original. 371 00:22:13,475 --> 00:22:16,012 You know it's like, uh, Shawshank. 372 00:22:16,045 --> 00:22:19,982 It's a guy in prison, he doesn't want to be there anymore and so, he breaks out. 373 00:22:20,016 --> 00:22:21,717 - It's cliché. - Yeah. 374 00:22:21,751 --> 00:22:25,821 You two are getting schooled by this rookie, I found. 375 00:22:25,855 --> 00:22:29,158 You seen this guy? Call him Scottish Thor. 376 00:22:29,191 --> 00:22:32,460 Found him up at this, uh, liquor store up Lankershim. 377 00:22:32,494 --> 00:22:34,597 Guy was already holding an ax in his hand. 378 00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:35,865 Perfect. 379 00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:38,701 Come on, go play dart. 380 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:41,938 - Every Tuesday, he's the worst. - Every Tuesday, these guys. 381 00:22:41,971 --> 00:22:44,173 So, what do you want to do? You just write something ourselves? 382 00:22:44,206 --> 00:22:46,676 No man, Nicky Steele says... 383 00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:49,511 You really want the job done, you've got to do it... 384 00:22:49,544 --> 00:22:50,980 All by yourself. Yeah, I know. 385 00:22:51,013 --> 00:22:53,883 Hey, Nicky Steele doesn't rely on other people. 386 00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:56,585 Nicky Steele should have relied on a lawyer. 387 00:22:56,619 --> 00:23:00,555 The guy spent years in prison before he came up with the tea scam. 388 00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,524 Apples and oranges, Tanner. 389 00:23:02,557 --> 00:23:03,826 Apples and... 390 00:23:03,859 --> 00:23:05,061 oranges. 391 00:23:07,229 --> 00:23:08,731 Oh, shit. 392 00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:09,799 Yeah. 393 00:23:20,810 --> 00:23:22,778 - Huh? - Yo, where you at? 394 00:23:22,812 --> 00:23:24,647 The crew's going to be here any minute? 395 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,249 Shit! Dude, I'm sorry I totally blanked. 396 00:23:27,283 --> 00:23:28,985 Why are you out of breath? 397 00:23:29,018 --> 00:23:30,518 What? 398 00:23:30,552 --> 00:23:33,155 Wait, is that Gaga in the background? 399 00:23:34,190 --> 00:23:36,959 Yeah, that's definitely a weight dropping. Dude, are you doing CrossFit? 400 00:23:36,993 --> 00:23:38,694 What? No, no, no, that's crazy. 401 00:23:39,662 --> 00:23:41,664 It's too much, man. You gotta stop. 402 00:23:41,697 --> 00:23:43,565 There is nothing weird about it. 403 00:23:43,599 --> 00:23:46,202 Great job, Tanner. Awesome elbows. 404 00:23:46,235 --> 00:23:48,104 Dude. 405 00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:50,039 Okay, listen up, just gather up the troops 406 00:23:50,072 --> 00:23:51,140 and I'll be there in an hour to pound out the script. 407 00:23:58,948 --> 00:24:01,717 There they are, the mighty ducks. 408 00:24:01,751 --> 00:24:04,620 Why do we need to do this on Monday? 409 00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:05,855 Jesus, Herman. 410 00:24:05,888 --> 00:24:07,590 It's Saturday, man. 411 00:24:07,623 --> 00:24:11,227 Yeah, I guess my eyes are bigger than my liver. 412 00:24:11,260 --> 00:24:15,064 Uh, well, right now, I'm, uh, working on this movie. 413 00:24:15,097 --> 00:24:16,799 Beer. 414 00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:19,135 - There he is. - Oh. 415 00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:26,008 Ah, Luke's offered to, uh, pay me with, uh, free drinks and, uh, that's fine. 416 00:24:27,877 --> 00:24:29,245 Isn't it a little early? 417 00:24:29,278 --> 00:24:31,747 I don't need a clock to tell me I'm thirsty. 418 00:24:31,781 --> 00:24:35,351 I think I have a lot to offer. Um, I'm... I mean, I'm in the film industry, 419 00:24:35,384 --> 00:24:39,955 so, I have a lot of hands-on experience, um, myself. 420 00:24:39,989 --> 00:24:42,124 But, like if this were Dumb and Dumber, 421 00:24:42,158 --> 00:24:44,894 Tanner would be the dumb and Luke would definitely be the dumber. 422 00:24:45,828 --> 00:24:47,897 So, it could be a giant shit show. 423 00:24:47,930 --> 00:24:50,199 We're going to assign some tasks. 424 00:24:50,232 --> 00:24:55,037 This is a little thing my filmmaking for dummies book calls pre-production. 425 00:24:55,071 --> 00:24:56,972 I can tell you one thing. 426 00:24:57,006 --> 00:24:59,141 We're going to need a green screen. 427 00:24:59,175 --> 00:25:04,346 Marlon, how hard would it be to blow up something? 428 00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:08,384 I have an idea. For such an epic in shot it could only be pulled off by someone... 429 00:25:08,417 --> 00:25:10,753 Somebody who specializes in explosives in Iraq War Part 1. 430 00:25:10,786 --> 00:25:12,221 Exactly. 431 00:25:12,254 --> 00:25:14,757 Give me the date of the shoot, motherfucker. 432 00:25:14,790 --> 00:25:17,993 I asked Luke what the fuck is a faith-based movie. 433 00:25:18,027 --> 00:25:20,062 He said, no, you know, essentially, it's about religion 434 00:25:20,096 --> 00:25:22,398 and keep those answers short because if you start getting I... 435 00:25:22,431 --> 00:25:24,166 I lose my concentration. 436 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:29,071 Brandy, some problems can only be solved over a meal. 437 00:25:29,105 --> 00:25:31,006 - PJ's Diner has a special... - Not gonna happen. 438 00:25:32,174 --> 00:25:33,075 Okay. 439 00:25:34,276 --> 00:25:35,945 Let's talk cameras. 440 00:25:35,978 --> 00:25:37,980 Who here understands how they work? 441 00:25:44,353 --> 00:25:45,921 Gotta get some det cord. 442 00:25:45,955 --> 00:25:50,726 Yeah, is, uh, Mel Harris still alive? 443 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,194 Mel? 444 00:25:52,228 --> 00:25:53,696 Mel, this is Herman. 445 00:25:53,729 --> 00:25:56,198 I know it's been like 35 years, 446 00:25:56,232 --> 00:25:59,668 but I've got a picture that I'm producing here I'd really like you to be a part of it. 447 00:25:59,702 --> 00:26:02,371 - Let's think prayer. - Mm-hm. 448 00:26:02,404 --> 00:26:03,973 Where have we never seen one done? 449 00:26:04,006 --> 00:26:05,274 Uh, prayer and war. 450 00:26:05,307 --> 00:26:06,942 They pray in like every war movie. 451 00:26:06,976 --> 00:26:09,044 Saving Private Ryan, Platoon. 452 00:26:09,078 --> 00:26:12,281 Blow up a tank, a jeep. 453 00:26:12,314 --> 00:26:14,283 What about a prayer at sea? 454 00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:17,119 Titanic. Sharknado. 455 00:26:17,153 --> 00:26:19,155 I blew up a whale one time. 456 00:26:19,188 --> 00:26:21,056 You know what movie they never pray in? 457 00:26:23,225 --> 00:26:24,126 Alien. 458 00:26:27,363 --> 00:26:28,831 A prayer in space. 459 00:26:28,864 --> 00:26:30,366 Blow up alien. 460 00:26:30,399 --> 00:26:33,402 The first prayer ever to be prayed in space. 461 00:26:33,435 --> 00:26:36,338 An astronaut stuck on Mars 462 00:26:36,372 --> 00:26:41,076 being chased by aliens and crazy creatures shouts out to her creator... 463 00:26:41,110 --> 00:26:44,713 "Lord, save me from these space monsters." 464 00:26:44,747 --> 00:26:48,784 And whose face burst through the clouds to save her? 465 00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:49,985 God! 466 00:26:52,021 --> 00:26:53,022 - God. - God. 467 00:26:55,257 --> 00:26:58,727 We've got the crew. We're working on the cast. 468 00:26:58,761 --> 00:27:01,330 Now we just need to find the golden goose. 469 00:27:03,032 --> 00:27:05,467 That means money. We're looking for money. 470 00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,336 All right. So then, it's like... 471 00:27:11,307 --> 00:27:13,909 ...the spaceship lands perfectly on Mars. 472 00:27:15,911 --> 00:27:17,313 Boom. 473 00:27:17,346 --> 00:27:20,282 This has been a Luke and Tanner production. 474 00:27:21,951 --> 00:27:23,385 Uh, it's beautiful. 475 00:27:23,419 --> 00:27:25,221 Hey, how are you thinking we finance this thing? 476 00:27:25,254 --> 00:27:26,889 We, like, try to get a loan or talk to a rich friend? 477 00:27:26,922 --> 00:27:29,258 Dude, you remember what Jane said? 478 00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:32,294 She said what kind of suckers would give money to some sort of imaginary dream 479 00:27:32,328 --> 00:27:35,231 in hopes that in the end it would benefit them? 480 00:27:35,264 --> 00:27:37,233 Yeah, but Nicky Steele says... 481 00:27:37,266 --> 00:27:40,336 Don't bother finding the people who believe in you. 482 00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:45,908 Find the people who believe in the idea of you and the idea of your ideas. 483 00:27:52,014 --> 00:27:55,050 Hey dad, I'm with Tanner. 484 00:27:55,084 --> 00:27:56,418 What's your weekend look like? 485 00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:05,561 ♪ I hung a cross To remember you by ♪ 486 00:28:05,595 --> 00:28:10,065 ♪ It's eight feet tall And six feet wide ♪ 487 00:28:11,267 --> 00:28:14,970 ♪ To remember The things you said ♪ 488 00:28:16,472 --> 00:28:20,075 ♪ I hung it over my bed ♪ 489 00:28:21,377 --> 00:28:25,414 ♪ That monstrosity That was your tomb ♪ 490 00:28:26,849 --> 00:28:31,353 ♪ Oh, it takes up Most of the room ♪ 491 00:28:31,387 --> 00:28:34,556 ♪ I hung a huge cross ♪ 492 00:28:36,392 --> 00:28:39,428 ♪ Because your love's so pure ♪ 493 00:28:41,530 --> 00:28:44,433 ♪ And if it fell When I was sleeping ♪ 494 00:28:44,466 --> 00:28:46,802 ♪ I'd be crushed for sure ♪ 495 00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:56,111 ♪ Because they hung... ♪ 496 00:28:57,846 --> 00:29:01,183 This one pours a hazy golden yellow color with a white head that clings to the glass, 497 00:29:01,216 --> 00:29:05,387 aroma of rye and spice and even some grassy notes. 498 00:29:05,421 --> 00:29:07,089 It's coffee? 499 00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:08,424 Oh, yes. 500 00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:10,059 Grown in Chile in the southernmost... 501 00:29:10,092 --> 00:29:11,126 I just want a coffee. 502 00:29:16,666 --> 00:29:18,567 But why Guatemala? 503 00:29:18,601 --> 00:29:23,339 Because, basically, it's sunny in Guatemala 270 days a year. 504 00:29:23,372 --> 00:29:24,641 Seriously, that many. 505 00:29:24,674 --> 00:29:26,609 - Two hundred and seventy? - Yeah. 506 00:29:26,643 --> 00:29:30,245 Um, have you ever seen a little movie called Schindler's List? 507 00:29:30,279 --> 00:29:31,180 It's church. 508 00:29:31,213 --> 00:29:33,048 Come to see if my dad... 509 00:29:33,082 --> 00:29:35,484 All right, put your hands up, Elevates. 510 00:29:35,517 --> 00:29:37,486 How big is your love? 511 00:29:37,519 --> 00:29:40,356 - My love is big. - Yeah, my love is big, too. 512 00:29:40,389 --> 00:29:42,191 You know whose love is the biggest? 513 00:29:42,224 --> 00:29:43,292 - Christ's. - Wow. 514 00:29:44,393 --> 00:29:46,462 So, how big is your love? 515 00:29:46,495 --> 00:29:49,298 And how big is your cross? 516 00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:52,034 - There's a symbol of that love. - I'll just sit in the back. 517 00:29:52,067 --> 00:29:56,004 I've a very, very small room but my cross is still enormous. 518 00:29:56,038 --> 00:29:57,139 It's big. 519 00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:59,508 - It's enormous. - Oh, Jesus. 520 00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:00,909 Here we go. 521 00:30:00,943 --> 00:30:04,413 ♪ If I had a life-size cross ♪ 522 00:30:04,446 --> 00:30:08,150 ♪ It could hold A real human being ♪ 523 00:30:09,218 --> 00:30:12,154 ♪ And in my living room I built a huge ♪ 524 00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:16,191 ♪ Nativity scene I hung a monster cross ♪ 525 00:30:17,594 --> 00:30:20,529 ♪ Because your love's so pure ♪ 526 00:30:20,562 --> 00:30:24,533 ♪ It's so pure If it fell when I was sleeping ♪ 527 00:30:24,566 --> 00:30:26,335 ♪ I'd be crushed for sure ♪ 528 00:30:26,368 --> 00:30:28,137 ♪ Crushed for sure Crushed for sure ♪ 529 00:30:28,170 --> 00:30:30,072 ♪ Crushed for sure Crushed for sure ♪ 530 00:30:30,105 --> 00:30:32,040 ♪ Crushed for sure Crushed for sure ♪ 531 00:30:32,074 --> 00:30:34,410 ♪ Crushed for sure ♪ 532 00:30:34,443 --> 00:30:36,011 Thank you. 533 00:30:37,446 --> 00:30:39,114 All right, you can have a seat, Elevate Church. 534 00:30:41,584 --> 00:30:44,019 Hello, Elevate. 535 00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:47,089 Let's give it up one more time for the Incredible Band. 536 00:30:50,092 --> 00:30:51,293 Right. 537 00:30:51,326 --> 00:30:52,762 Well, before you all leave, 538 00:30:52,796 --> 00:30:55,364 I do want to let you know what our mission's team members were up to. 539 00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:06,475 Did you guys... Did you guys see that? 540 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,988 She was looking like right at me. 541 00:31:20,022 --> 00:31:23,325 So, that's it for today, you guys. Have a wonderful Sunday. 542 00:31:23,358 --> 00:31:25,561 And remember, stay woke. 543 00:31:37,306 --> 00:31:39,441 I want to get out of here as soon as possible. 544 00:31:39,475 --> 00:31:42,344 Hey. Aloha, amigos, welcome to Elevate. 545 00:31:42,377 --> 00:31:43,445 I'm Hoyt. 546 00:31:43,479 --> 00:31:45,314 Is this your first time here? 547 00:31:47,382 --> 00:31:50,152 Elevate is a community of people just looking to do life together. 548 00:31:50,185 --> 00:31:52,387 Anyway, we're just here to meet my dad. 549 00:31:52,421 --> 00:31:55,023 He's actually the pastor here. 550 00:31:55,057 --> 00:31:57,092 Oh, you're Pastor Michael's son? 551 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,261 - Yeah, I'm Pastor Michael's son. - Wow. 552 00:31:59,294 --> 00:32:00,496 But he's... 553 00:32:02,397 --> 00:32:04,734 You know and you're not... 554 00:32:04,767 --> 00:32:06,401 I'm adopted. 555 00:32:06,435 --> 00:32:07,569 Oh. 556 00:32:07,604 --> 00:32:10,072 - Jesus. - Oh, easy, bud. 557 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,741 Listening. 558 00:32:14,309 --> 00:32:15,344 We're good guy. 559 00:32:16,545 --> 00:32:18,080 Let's go find my dad. 560 00:32:20,717 --> 00:32:22,585 You're not gonna believe this. 561 00:32:22,619 --> 00:32:25,454 Christflix said they'll give us two hundred thousand dollars. 562 00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:27,624 We split it, 50/50. 563 00:32:27,657 --> 00:32:29,726 Elevate pays off their mortgage. 564 00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:33,763 Tanner and I get a film career and you would be the executive producer. 565 00:32:34,731 --> 00:32:37,667 We do an offering, like you do for the mission's trips. 566 00:32:38,601 --> 00:32:41,336 What's the budget of this so-called movie? 567 00:32:41,370 --> 00:32:46,074 Um, we're gonna need food, cameras, um, sound design. 568 00:32:46,108 --> 00:32:48,143 Sound design. Sound design has to be epic. 569 00:32:48,176 --> 00:32:50,178 - It's gotta be right up there with Sharknado. - Yeah. 570 00:32:50,212 --> 00:32:51,213 You know, that's the.... 571 00:33:04,126 --> 00:33:06,161 - Yeah, so probably at least a thousand there, maybe. - Yeah. 572 00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:07,664 Also, the actor's probably gonna be pricey. 573 00:33:07,697 --> 00:33:09,799 We're planning to get some real star power. 574 00:33:09,832 --> 00:33:12,267 Nobody wants to watch a movie starring somebody they don't know. 575 00:33:14,436 --> 00:33:16,706 You boys clearly haven't thought this through. 576 00:33:16,739 --> 00:33:19,141 Actually, Sir, we have. 577 00:33:22,244 --> 00:33:23,512 What do you two even know about making a movie? 578 00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:26,248 We... we know everything about movies. 579 00:33:26,281 --> 00:33:28,685 I've been watching movies in your basement since I was seven. 580 00:33:30,419 --> 00:33:33,890 You do realize that watching a movie and making movie... 581 00:33:33,923 --> 00:33:36,659 Never mind, Lord. 582 00:33:36,693 --> 00:33:39,596 Tanner, did you know that I had to get Luke that pool cleaning job 583 00:33:39,629 --> 00:33:41,330 from the man who cleans our baptismal? 584 00:33:42,632 --> 00:33:45,267 And I told Jimmy my son was reliable. 585 00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:47,202 Guess what Jimmy told me last week? 586 00:33:47,235 --> 00:33:51,340 That good help is hard to come by, impossible even. 587 00:33:53,241 --> 00:33:56,445 Tanner, look, now, I'm not worried about you, but Luke... 588 00:33:56,478 --> 00:33:58,915 Well, come on, son, let's face it, 589 00:33:58,948 --> 00:34:02,619 we all know that you love finding a deal that's too good to be true. 590 00:34:02,652 --> 00:34:09,626 I mean, you should see the stack of tea I have in my closet down and, oh, floor to ceiling, son. 591 00:34:12,862 --> 00:34:14,429 Floor to ceiling. 592 00:34:15,865 --> 00:34:17,767 Dad, we can do this. 593 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,134 We just need a little help. 594 00:34:20,202 --> 00:34:22,537 This could be like that church in South Carolina. 595 00:34:22,571 --> 00:34:23,940 Okay? 596 00:34:23,973 --> 00:34:25,808 Your version of Love is Undergroun. 597 00:34:25,842 --> 00:34:27,275 We could save the church. 598 00:34:27,309 --> 00:34:29,378 We could be your Wild Wood Brothers. 599 00:34:34,216 --> 00:34:35,718 I... suppose you could. 600 00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:42,190 But let's be honest, boys... 601 00:34:43,926 --> 00:34:45,360 you'll not. 602 00:34:47,529 --> 00:34:50,867 You know how a lot of people say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree 603 00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:53,502 when it comes to kids and their parents? 604 00:34:53,535 --> 00:34:56,839 Well, with Luke and his dad, it's like Luke, the apple, was falling out of the tree 605 00:34:56,873 --> 00:34:58,875 but before it hit the ground, somebody grabbed it 606 00:34:58,908 --> 00:35:01,276 and then chunked it into the neighbor's yard 607 00:35:01,309 --> 00:35:02,477 because they're not alike at all. 608 00:35:04,847 --> 00:35:07,215 - He never saw potential in me. - That's not true. 609 00:35:07,249 --> 00:35:11,453 No, it is true. My dad's the nicest guy in the world to everybody but me. 610 00:35:11,486 --> 00:35:12,822 When we were in the fourth grade. 611 00:35:12,855 --> 00:35:14,691 Ryan wanted to do a lemonade stand, okay. 612 00:35:14,724 --> 00:35:17,627 Bought the lemons, set up a table, made a colorful sign. 613 00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:19,929 I went to do it and my dad stopped me. 614 00:35:19,962 --> 00:35:23,265 He said, "We can't risk what happened with the boy scouts happening again." 615 00:35:23,298 --> 00:35:24,734 What happened with the boy scouts? 616 00:35:24,767 --> 00:35:26,636 There's a reason they don't sell cookies anymore. 617 00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:32,709 It's time to show my dad what we can do. 618 00:35:32,742 --> 00:35:34,342 What? 619 00:35:34,376 --> 00:35:35,978 Let's sell these people on funding our dream. 620 00:35:36,012 --> 00:35:37,714 You want to take advantage of these people? 621 00:35:37,747 --> 00:35:39,481 - I want to help them. - We're gonna... 622 00:35:39,514 --> 00:35:40,583 I got an idea. 623 00:35:46,823 --> 00:35:51,761 Matthew, Mark, Luke and... 624 00:35:52,962 --> 00:35:54,463 Uh, Tanner. 625 00:35:54,496 --> 00:35:56,766 Tanner, this is Troy. 626 00:35:56,799 --> 00:36:00,469 He's done the videos of my dad's church for like 20 years. 627 00:36:00,502 --> 00:36:01,871 He went to film school. 628 00:36:01,904 --> 00:36:04,907 The Oxnard School for the Cinematic Arts. 629 00:36:04,941 --> 00:36:07,009 The Oxnard School. 630 00:36:07,043 --> 00:36:11,346 Troy, Tanner and I want to make an incredible Christian feature film. 631 00:36:11,379 --> 00:36:12,915 We were thinking you could help us, 632 00:36:12,949 --> 00:36:15,585 show the church people our potential. 633 00:36:17,519 --> 00:36:20,388 The Prodigal Son Returns. 634 00:36:20,422 --> 00:36:23,793 But to reach the flock, he needs a master. 635 00:36:24,961 --> 00:36:26,528 Okay. 636 00:36:26,561 --> 00:36:29,564 Oh, um, Luke and I know a lot about movies, 637 00:36:29,599 --> 00:36:32,367 we just don't know a lot about making a Christian movie. 638 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,505 I think you've come to the right Christian, filmmaker. 639 00:36:36,538 --> 00:36:40,810 Now, if there's one thing I learned at Oxnard School for the Cinematic Arts, 640 00:36:40,843 --> 00:36:45,982 it's that if you want to make a feature film, you've got to start with a short... 641 00:36:47,016 --> 00:36:49,018 A short what? 642 00:36:50,452 --> 00:36:51,888 A short film. 643 00:37:00,062 --> 00:37:02,098 All right, next. 644 00:37:02,131 --> 00:37:05,635 Hi. My name is Rheagann and I really like space. 645 00:37:05,668 --> 00:37:08,570 - I love kids, man. Kids are honest. - Yeah. 646 00:37:10,039 --> 00:37:13,308 Hey, big nose, you got a big nose. 647 00:37:14,811 --> 00:37:17,445 - You set up these auditions? - Look, you said kids were honest. 648 00:37:17,479 --> 00:37:20,549 You look like if you took off your glasses, your nose would come with it. 649 00:37:21,449 --> 00:37:23,686 Thank you very much. You did great. 650 00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:27,790 You look like if Draco Malfoy drank Monster and listened to Nickelback. 651 00:37:27,824 --> 00:37:30,026 - Hear me. - We gotta find somebody to play God. 652 00:37:31,694 --> 00:37:33,495 What do you think about Hulk Hogan? 653 00:37:33,528 --> 00:37:35,564 Oh, Christermania, brother. 654 00:37:35,598 --> 00:37:37,399 Next. 655 00:37:37,432 --> 00:37:43,039 How dost thou leave thine craft mindfully towards the heavens. 656 00:37:43,072 --> 00:37:48,744 Thou art not one with Earth and yet art. 657 00:37:49,912 --> 00:37:53,649 I didn't understand a whole lot of it but it sounded like music. 658 00:37:53,683 --> 00:37:55,685 - I'm classically trained, so. - Oh. 659 00:37:56,586 --> 00:37:58,921 Midpoint montage. 660 00:37:58,955 --> 00:38:00,590 See what I'm doing? 661 00:38:00,623 --> 00:38:02,390 - When it's separate? - Yes, exactly. 662 00:38:02,424 --> 00:38:04,627 And then together, they learn and they go. 663 00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,028 Act three. 664 00:38:06,062 --> 00:38:07,763 Okay, do we have to do that now? 665 00:38:07,797 --> 00:38:09,832 Next. 666 00:38:09,866 --> 00:38:14,837 I believe the best way to experience space is through dance. 667 00:38:14,871 --> 00:38:17,173 Five, six, seven, eight. 668 00:38:23,846 --> 00:38:26,182 What are you doing later? Are you busy? 669 00:38:26,215 --> 00:38:28,450 Oh, man, you think... 670 00:38:28,483 --> 00:38:30,653 you think there's any chance Butch Savage would do this movie? 671 00:38:30,686 --> 00:38:33,656 Butch Savage would be the all-time win. 672 00:38:33,689 --> 00:38:39,862 Wide shot, medium, close-up, extreme close-up. 673 00:38:39,896 --> 00:38:43,498 When you look back and you see only one set of footprints, 674 00:38:43,531 --> 00:38:47,435 my astronaut, that is when I carried you. 675 00:38:49,504 --> 00:38:50,206 It's good. 676 00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:51,607 It's really good. 677 00:38:51,641 --> 00:38:52,909 Yeah. 678 00:38:52,942 --> 00:38:54,143 Do you think it's epic enough? 679 00:38:54,176 --> 00:38:55,543 I mean, it's pretty epic. 680 00:38:56,846 --> 00:38:58,147 What else? What else could go in there? 681 00:39:12,094 --> 00:39:15,197 I asked for a fucking God wig. This is like Gandalf. 682 00:39:17,633 --> 00:39:19,735 I think we got to get an actor, man. 683 00:39:19,769 --> 00:39:21,737 You think we try Stallone, Chuck Norris? 684 00:39:21,771 --> 00:39:25,074 We could get... we could get Butch Savage. 685 00:39:25,107 --> 00:39:26,642 Butch Savage. 686 00:39:26,676 --> 00:39:28,510 Motherfucker won't last a day in Iraq. 687 00:39:28,543 --> 00:39:32,682 Well, you know, I actually heard that Butch Savage is Born Again. 688 00:39:32,715 --> 00:39:34,150 - Oh, no way. - Mm-hm. 689 00:39:34,183 --> 00:39:37,086 Look... look what just came up on the Google! 690 00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:41,157 It's a Butch Savage commercial about the church. 691 00:39:41,190 --> 00:39:42,959 - Did he just say the Google? - He did, yeah. 692 00:39:46,896 --> 00:39:49,665 I'm Butch Savage and I like to pray. 693 00:39:49,699 --> 00:39:54,136 Where? Costa Mesa, Grace Bible Church of the Most High, 694 00:39:54,170 --> 00:39:57,173 where we are getting jacked for Jesus, 695 00:39:57,206 --> 00:40:02,745 shredded for Solomon, absolutely abdominal for Abraham. 696 00:40:02,778 --> 00:40:05,681 Chicken for Christ. 697 00:40:05,715 --> 00:40:07,817 Mm. Both powerful. 698 00:40:07,850 --> 00:40:10,953 I choose this. 699 00:40:14,023 --> 00:40:15,157 Holy shit. 700 00:40:16,058 --> 00:40:17,893 I'm gonna call. We gotta call. 701 00:40:21,664 --> 00:40:24,300 Grace Bible Church of the Most High reflecting God's love since 1964. 702 00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:28,570 Yeah, hi. Uh, is Butch Savage there? 703 00:40:28,604 --> 00:40:31,640 Butch Savage? Why would he be here right now? 704 00:40:31,674 --> 00:40:33,909 We're doing a Christian movie, uh, 705 00:40:33,943 --> 00:40:37,613 and we'd love to cast Butch in the role of God. 706 00:40:37,646 --> 00:40:41,083 Well, this is his church, not his agent. 707 00:40:41,117 --> 00:40:43,886 I'm sorry, maybe I wasn't clear. This is a... 708 00:40:43,919 --> 00:40:47,189 It's an independent film, we're funding it mainly out of pocket but we were... 709 00:40:50,893 --> 00:40:52,161 She hung up. 710 00:40:52,194 --> 00:40:53,996 Dude, we got to get Butch Savage. 711 00:41:00,302 --> 00:41:03,239 Hey, I'm calling because I saw that you worked with Butch Savage. 712 00:41:03,272 --> 00:41:05,573 I'm trying to get his phone number. 713 00:41:05,608 --> 00:41:07,943 I'm just no good at asking people for money, you know. 714 00:41:07,977 --> 00:41:09,945 I know, but I run the announcements so we can do an offering there to fund it. 715 00:41:09,979 --> 00:41:12,081 I'm telling you, everyone would be really excited about it. 716 00:41:12,114 --> 00:41:14,150 - Do you mean like in the main service? - Yeah. 717 00:41:15,251 --> 00:41:16,252 Stick with me. 718 00:41:16,285 --> 00:41:18,120 - That's crazy. - I know. 719 00:41:18,154 --> 00:41:19,822 So, when I'm doing yogurt, I like to put as many... 720 00:41:19,855 --> 00:41:21,757 Son of a bitch. 721 00:41:21,791 --> 00:41:22,858 No, not you. 722 00:41:23,926 --> 00:41:25,928 Mr. Perfect. Mr. Perfect. 723 00:41:29,231 --> 00:41:33,202 Evidently, preachers and bartenders have a lot more in common than you may think. 724 00:41:33,235 --> 00:41:38,808 Why? Because if they both do their job right, they're making at least 10 percent. 725 00:41:38,841 --> 00:41:40,242 - Hello, Elevate. - So, what we're gonna do 726 00:41:40,276 --> 00:41:41,811 is take a little bit of that preacher tip, 727 00:41:41,844 --> 00:41:44,046 put it in the prayer and space pocket. 728 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:47,716 Before you guys leave today, I want to share a very special video with you 729 00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:51,921 from two of our newest members, Luke and Tanner. 730 00:41:51,954 --> 00:41:53,089 Enjoy. 731 00:41:56,659 --> 00:42:02,231 This is Houston Contact with a test One, two, three, four... 732 00:42:05,101 --> 00:42:10,239 ...four, three, two, one. 733 00:42:14,810 --> 00:42:17,913 Troy, what the itchy double hockey sticks is this? Turn that off. 734 00:42:31,127 --> 00:42:33,863 When you see only one set of footprints, 735 00:42:33,896 --> 00:42:37,766 it was then my astronaut I carried. 736 00:42:46,108 --> 00:42:50,880 Christian movies are a great way to impact the world 737 00:42:50,913 --> 00:42:53,315 and they're also very lucrative. 738 00:42:53,349 --> 00:42:58,888 Now, obviously, all of us have eternal security 739 00:42:58,921 --> 00:43:02,858 but financial security is also very important. 740 00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:08,397 We've been working really hard on a story about an astronaut who finds God 741 00:43:08,430 --> 00:43:12,902 only after being pushed to her limits by desperation. 742 00:43:12,935 --> 00:43:13,936 And space monsters. 743 00:43:15,337 --> 00:43:18,474 Um, we've started the casting process, which is a little tricky, 744 00:43:18,507 --> 00:43:20,743 we want to get the right actors for the right roles. 745 00:43:20,776 --> 00:43:24,413 Ladies and gentlemen, in the role of God, 746 00:43:24,446 --> 00:43:29,852 I present to you Butch Savage. 747 00:43:35,824 --> 00:43:39,862 I have to be honest right now with myself. 748 00:43:41,063 --> 00:43:45,801 We don't exactly 100 percent have Butch Savage. 749 00:43:46,835 --> 00:43:50,439 So... so to make this movie, which could impact the lives of millions, 750 00:43:50,472 --> 00:43:53,475 we're going to take up an offering today. 751 00:43:53,509 --> 00:43:55,744 So, let's make it a reality. 752 00:43:55,778 --> 00:43:58,080 There's two offering buckets upfront, if you're feeling generous. 753 00:43:58,113 --> 00:43:59,215 We really appreciate it. 754 00:43:59,248 --> 00:44:00,950 Have a wonderful Sunday. 755 00:44:04,019 --> 00:44:05,721 Dude, you got Butch Savage? 756 00:44:07,122 --> 00:44:10,426 Luke got Butch Savage. Oh, my gosh. I am so excited. 757 00:44:10,459 --> 00:44:13,062 Butch Savage has been my favorite actor since I was a kid. 758 00:44:15,497 --> 00:44:16,799 Luke's my best friend. 759 00:44:41,290 --> 00:44:43,525 Do you know how you're actually gonna... 760 00:44:43,559 --> 00:44:45,894 Yeah, I'm thinking like Jessica Chastain, Matt Damon in the Martian 761 00:44:45,928 --> 00:44:48,097 but not Jessica Chastain and Matt Damon in Interstellar. You know? 762 00:44:48,130 --> 00:44:49,565 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 763 00:44:49,599 --> 00:44:51,900 - Yeah. I like it. - Yeah. 764 00:44:51,934 --> 00:44:52,401 - You want to... you want to run it? - Let's do it. 765 00:44:52,434 --> 00:44:53,769 Okay. 766 00:45:00,576 --> 00:45:03,345 I think we overdid it with the green screen suits. 767 00:45:03,379 --> 00:45:05,214 What? 768 00:45:05,247 --> 00:45:06,815 No way. All these people walking around, you got to be safe. 769 00:45:07,549 --> 00:45:12,221 A Prayer in Space, day one could not be going better. 770 00:45:12,254 --> 00:45:14,857 We're talking green screen suits. 771 00:45:14,890 --> 00:45:17,526 These things fit like a fucking glove. 772 00:45:17,559 --> 00:45:19,094 I look like an Avenger. 773 00:45:19,128 --> 00:45:21,563 Let's try one. Let's... let's get one of these going. Astronaut, you ready? 774 00:45:21,598 --> 00:45:22,531 Yeah. 775 00:45:22,564 --> 00:45:24,199 Get in there. 776 00:45:24,233 --> 00:45:27,536 Uh, camera's spinning. Sound, how we feeling? 777 00:45:27,569 --> 00:45:29,405 Sound is feeding. 778 00:45:29,438 --> 00:45:32,374 The movie's great, the script's great, Tanner's great 779 00:45:32,408 --> 00:45:36,579 and, you know, it's hard to make something bad that's about God and praising Him. 780 00:45:36,613 --> 00:45:39,214 And I'm excited for everyone to see it. 781 00:45:39,248 --> 00:45:43,118 - Ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-row your boat. - Action! 782 00:45:43,152 --> 00:45:44,253 Do I sound like a director? 783 00:45:46,221 --> 00:45:47,356 Cut! 784 00:45:47,389 --> 00:45:49,992 Moving on. Action! 785 00:45:50,025 --> 00:45:52,961 Action! 786 00:45:52,995 --> 00:45:54,363 All right. 787 00:45:55,297 --> 00:45:56,932 Action, astronaut! 788 00:45:58,100 --> 00:46:02,004 Hey, Mom, we're finally here. 789 00:46:02,037 --> 00:46:03,072 On Mars? 790 00:46:03,105 --> 00:46:05,507 Yeah, Mom, on Mars. 791 00:46:05,541 --> 00:46:08,010 It's pretty scary. 792 00:46:08,043 --> 00:46:15,084 Always remember, if you're ever feeling alone or end up actually alone on Mars, 793 00:46:15,117 --> 00:46:17,219 God is always with you. 794 00:46:17,252 --> 00:46:19,555 Come on, Mom, I am a scientist now. 795 00:46:19,589 --> 00:46:21,557 I'm not allowed to believe in God anymore. 796 00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:23,992 And cut! 797 00:46:24,026 --> 00:46:25,060 Fucking perfect. 798 00:46:27,563 --> 00:46:29,098 Stinking perfect. 799 00:46:30,999 --> 00:46:32,401 - That was really good. - Felt good. 800 00:46:32,434 --> 00:46:33,502 - Yeah, yeah. - That one felt good. 801 00:46:33,535 --> 00:46:35,170 Yes. 802 00:46:35,204 --> 00:46:37,005 We're saving Butch Savage to the end, right? 803 00:46:37,039 --> 00:46:39,541 Oh, yeah, last day. 804 00:46:39,575 --> 00:46:41,510 Gives us time to really grease the wheels. 805 00:46:43,946 --> 00:46:47,449 I, honestly, have no idea if he's gonna show up at all. 806 00:46:47,483 --> 00:46:50,587 I... I've left close to a hundred messages. 807 00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:52,321 Nicky Steele says... 808 00:46:52,354 --> 00:46:56,392 The only thing standing between you and your dreams 809 00:46:56,425 --> 00:47:00,462 is you and your dreams. 810 00:47:02,398 --> 00:47:04,333 Action, astronaut! 811 00:47:06,168 --> 00:47:09,271 Mom, the crew is gone. 812 00:47:09,304 --> 00:47:10,572 All of them. 813 00:47:10,607 --> 00:47:11,940 You're alone? 814 00:47:11,974 --> 00:47:15,144 I'm alone, Mom, on Mars. 815 00:47:25,287 --> 00:47:28,725 Oh, don't be scared, it's just me Herman. 816 00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:30,559 And I'm having a great time. 817 00:47:33,529 --> 00:47:35,164 Did you see that space monster? 818 00:47:36,131 --> 00:47:39,001 Uh... 819 00:47:39,034 --> 00:47:40,703 - Uh, back to one. - Okay. 820 00:47:40,737 --> 00:47:45,107 Ah, the only reason that I'm here, it's Tanner. 821 00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:49,178 I don't know, I guess I... I felt bad for them. 822 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:55,585 Okay, I'm gonna go back in there, pretend like I care. 823 00:48:02,592 --> 00:48:05,461 So, that was her crying out. 824 00:48:05,494 --> 00:48:09,364 Now we've just got God coming through the heavens. 825 00:48:09,398 --> 00:48:12,201 - And the explosion. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 826 00:48:12,234 --> 00:48:14,102 What do you think he likes to be called? 827 00:48:15,170 --> 00:48:18,173 BS, the Savage. 828 00:48:18,207 --> 00:48:21,611 I think, it's probably just Butch, you know. 829 00:48:21,644 --> 00:48:25,113 Anyway, stop worrying, okay. 830 00:48:25,147 --> 00:48:28,283 Butch is gonna show up and he's going to crush it. 831 00:48:28,317 --> 00:48:30,152 Okay, this guy's a pro, you know. 832 00:48:30,185 --> 00:48:32,421 It's what pros do. I'm positive. 833 00:48:35,123 --> 00:48:37,459 I got a missed call from the old lady. 834 00:48:37,493 --> 00:48:40,028 I was hoping it was about Butch Savage. 835 00:48:40,062 --> 00:48:43,700 But the voicemail just said, "Is my prescription ready?" 836 00:48:44,667 --> 00:48:47,236 I don't know what that means. 837 00:48:47,269 --> 00:48:49,538 That's a wrap on week one, everybody. 838 00:48:49,571 --> 00:48:51,608 Let's go to bingo. 839 00:48:51,641 --> 00:48:55,544 Hey, jungle monster, I don't think you have a balanced diet. 840 00:48:59,314 --> 00:49:01,517 You needed more lead. 841 00:49:01,550 --> 00:49:05,053 All right, first pull out of the soup shoot, pay attention. 842 00:49:05,087 --> 00:49:09,626 We got B-6, 6, 6. 843 00:49:12,729 --> 00:49:14,697 Hail Satan. 844 00:49:14,731 --> 00:49:16,498 Dude, where's Tanner? 845 00:49:17,466 --> 00:49:19,201 I'm sure he's on his way. 846 00:49:22,337 --> 00:49:25,708 Yeah, so it's just G, C, D, you're throwing some lyrics 847 00:49:25,742 --> 00:49:28,778 about God equals nature type stuff, everybody cries. 848 00:49:28,811 --> 00:49:30,813 - Yeah. Cool. - Yeah. 849 00:49:30,847 --> 00:49:32,414 All right, you want to play some tunes? 850 00:49:32,447 --> 00:49:33,683 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - All right. 851 00:49:34,617 --> 00:49:35,818 Maybe let's pray first. 852 00:49:35,852 --> 00:49:36,753 Okay. 853 00:49:49,398 --> 00:49:50,299 All right. 854 00:49:52,434 --> 00:49:53,770 Cool. 855 00:49:53,803 --> 00:49:56,171 So, the entire crew goes into the cave 856 00:49:56,204 --> 00:49:58,808 - but only the astronaut comes out. - Okay. 857 00:49:58,841 --> 00:50:00,576 And then we... 858 00:50:00,610 --> 00:50:03,111 Hey, man, uh, I was talking with some of the crew 859 00:50:03,145 --> 00:50:06,415 and, uh, we've got some, uh, some notes for the script. 860 00:50:06,448 --> 00:50:08,585 You asked for notes? 861 00:50:08,618 --> 00:50:11,253 Well, I mean Hoyt was talking about the astronaut's arc and how... 862 00:50:11,286 --> 00:50:14,222 Yes, the astronaut's arc is one of the best aspects of the film. 863 00:50:14,256 --> 00:50:16,793 But what if she reconnects with her mom right before the space mons... 864 00:50:16,826 --> 00:50:18,427 We're good on notes, guy. 865 00:50:20,228 --> 00:50:22,130 Actually, dude, Hoyt writes on a FOX show. 866 00:50:22,164 --> 00:50:24,499 He's got some really great ideas to make this thing pop. 867 00:50:24,533 --> 00:50:28,605 I think A Prayer in Space is just the beginning for Tanner. 868 00:50:28,638 --> 00:50:30,707 I think this is really just gonna be a... 869 00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:33,876 a launching pad for him, you know, into space. 870 00:50:36,244 --> 00:50:38,881 Dude, we have to stick to the original vision 871 00:50:38,915 --> 00:50:41,249 or this whole thing could go off the rails. 872 00:50:41,283 --> 00:50:44,286 And between you and I, Hoyt is weirding me out. 873 00:50:45,788 --> 00:50:48,156 Hoyt is trying to help us. 874 00:50:48,190 --> 00:50:49,324 That's what we have Herman for. 875 00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:53,295 That's what we have Tiffany for. 876 00:50:53,328 --> 00:50:55,665 Um-um, don't bring me into this. 877 00:50:55,698 --> 00:50:58,567 Actually, Tanner, I've been meaning to bring up the whole bar crew situation. 878 00:50:59,636 --> 00:51:02,404 Look, I only have two goals in life, 879 00:51:02,437 --> 00:51:06,809 that's to make the best Christian movie that's ever been made and to marry Brandy. 880 00:51:07,944 --> 00:51:10,145 Dude, Brandy is never going to. 881 00:51:13,248 --> 00:51:14,149 Never mind. 882 00:51:19,554 --> 00:51:20,923 Can you believe that shit? 883 00:51:20,957 --> 00:51:22,424 I've never said Luke is right about anything 884 00:51:22,457 --> 00:51:24,694 but I gotta tell ya, Luke is right. 885 00:51:24,727 --> 00:51:26,963 Hoyt, mm-hmm, not to be trusted. 886 00:51:26,996 --> 00:51:29,564 They don't blink, none of them, they just... 887 00:51:46,716 --> 00:51:51,788 No, no, no, nobody goes inside without wearing one of these. 888 00:51:51,821 --> 00:51:53,388 Excuse me? 889 00:51:53,422 --> 00:51:55,625 It doesn't make any sense to me either. 890 00:51:55,658 --> 00:51:59,394 No, no, no, no, young lady, I am not putting that on. 891 00:52:08,838 --> 00:52:14,977 Okay, so, uh, why don't you just wait right here and, um, I'll go and get them. 892 00:52:15,011 --> 00:52:16,913 Luke, Tanner. 893 00:52:21,984 --> 00:52:24,654 - Pastor Mike. - Hey, boys, happy last day. 894 00:52:24,687 --> 00:52:26,388 Hey. 895 00:52:26,421 --> 00:52:28,457 Yeah. Where's Butch Savage? Can't wait to meet him. 896 00:52:28,490 --> 00:52:31,493 Uh, the Savage is in his dressing room. Right? 897 00:52:32,595 --> 00:52:34,731 - Yeah, of course. - Okay, okay. 898 00:52:34,764 --> 00:52:39,234 Oh, FYI, I saw one of your crew members pouring alcohol into his coffee. 899 00:52:41,470 --> 00:52:43,538 Herman. 900 00:52:43,572 --> 00:52:45,440 Well, anyway, look, I... I only have an hour and I wanted me Butch. 901 00:52:45,474 --> 00:52:46,876 And come on, it's time. 902 00:52:46,909 --> 00:52:47,910 - Before we do that... - Let's go meet him. 903 00:52:47,944 --> 00:52:49,411 I've been waiting all day. 904 00:52:49,444 --> 00:52:50,980 - Okay, let's go. - Come on. 905 00:53:01,356 --> 00:53:04,060 Hey, Butch Savage, are you sleeping? 906 00:53:04,093 --> 00:53:07,395 My father is here. He wants to meet you. 907 00:53:08,765 --> 00:53:10,800 Sorry, come back another time. 908 00:53:12,935 --> 00:53:14,837 What the fuck? 909 00:53:14,871 --> 00:53:19,809 Uh, Butch or... or, uh, Mr. Savage, this is Pastor Mike. 910 00:53:19,842 --> 00:53:21,744 Our church funded this little mission 911 00:53:21,778 --> 00:53:24,379 and, uh, I'm such a big fan and all 912 00:53:24,412 --> 00:53:28,618 and well, I was just wondering, I would love to come in and just say a little quick hello. 913 00:53:28,651 --> 00:53:29,919 Just a minute. 914 00:53:29,952 --> 00:53:31,621 I'm doing Savage sit-ups. 915 00:53:31,654 --> 00:53:33,555 Something's off. 916 00:53:33,589 --> 00:53:35,925 Something's off my butt. 917 00:53:41,898 --> 00:53:43,032 Busted. 918 00:53:43,065 --> 00:53:45,400 Oh, I knew it. 919 00:53:45,433 --> 00:53:46,869 It's not that, Dad. 920 00:53:46,903 --> 00:53:48,537 It's just not clear from the agent. 921 00:53:48,570 --> 00:53:50,372 Uh, he's got the whole day to show up. 922 00:53:50,405 --> 00:53:52,975 Oh, Luke, I am ashamed. How could you, son. 923 00:53:53,009 --> 00:53:54,911 You know we can't afford to be just donating money. 924 00:53:54,944 --> 00:53:56,846 I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to shut this down. 925 00:54:00,049 --> 00:54:04,020 Dad, it's the last day. We can still finish. 926 00:54:04,053 --> 00:54:10,793 Look, I can play God or Jesus, 927 00:54:10,827 --> 00:54:15,497 the prodigal son that's come down from heaven to fix all the problems. 928 00:54:21,536 --> 00:54:25,407 Ladies and gentlemen, my son... 929 00:54:27,043 --> 00:54:32,380 Well, I'm guessing he convinced you all to be part of this little movie 930 00:54:32,414 --> 00:54:35,985 by promising something he clearly could not deliver. 931 00:54:36,018 --> 00:54:38,588 I'm sorry you've all wasted your time. 932 00:54:40,488 --> 00:54:43,425 But the movie is cancelled. 933 00:54:55,838 --> 00:55:01,077 Tanner, thank you for being so nice to my son. 934 00:55:01,110 --> 00:55:07,683 But you might want to consider getting yourself some more trustworthy friends. 935 00:55:19,461 --> 00:55:22,497 Some people just never seem to change. 936 00:55:34,243 --> 00:55:35,144 Fuck. 937 00:55:37,079 --> 00:55:39,749 I need a drink. No Bar? 938 00:55:41,784 --> 00:55:43,185 We were so close to finishing. 939 00:55:44,220 --> 00:55:46,454 We can still finish, man. 940 00:55:46,488 --> 00:55:48,523 Your dad just canceled us. 941 00:55:48,556 --> 00:55:51,127 I can't believe you didn't get Butch. You told me you got Butch. 942 00:55:52,228 --> 00:55:56,032 I just know how much you love him, okay, all the marathons. 943 00:55:57,166 --> 00:55:58,601 I didn't want to disappoint you. 944 00:55:59,669 --> 00:56:03,205 Luke, we're supposed to be teammates. 945 00:56:04,173 --> 00:56:07,643 Teammates have to communicate in order to work. There's no lying in team. 946 00:56:09,111 --> 00:56:11,781 Besides, I could use a break. 947 00:56:15,851 --> 00:56:17,954 What does Nicky Steele have to say about this one? 948 00:56:25,728 --> 00:56:30,532 Hey, at least there's one good thing left in the world. 949 00:56:30,565 --> 00:56:31,634 You want to go get a drink? 950 00:56:33,035 --> 00:56:35,537 Thanks, Luke. 951 00:56:35,570 --> 00:56:37,773 Now that the shoot is canceled, I guess I have to go back to my other projects. 952 00:57:19,815 --> 00:57:21,549 We don't wake up this early. 953 00:57:21,584 --> 00:57:22,885 Mr. Perfect heard you. 954 00:57:24,153 --> 00:57:27,223 I told you, this is the only time I could help you move. 955 00:57:27,256 --> 00:57:31,293 You're helping a buddy move or you're leading a meeting of the Dead Poets Society. 956 00:57:37,666 --> 00:57:39,602 Why are you being so weird? 957 00:57:46,075 --> 00:57:47,843 Come on, Mr. Perfect. 958 00:57:47,877 --> 00:57:49,812 Let's see what daddy number two is really doing. 959 00:57:55,951 --> 00:57:57,853 What the fuck? 960 00:58:01,390 --> 00:58:05,928 This is the address but I don't see a moving truck. 961 00:58:05,961 --> 00:58:06,862 Do you? 962 00:58:20,876 --> 00:58:22,978 Okay, so then he says, 963 00:58:23,012 --> 00:58:26,215 "Hey, silly boy, I think your fish put on a few pounds." 964 00:58:30,119 --> 00:58:31,020 I get it. 965 00:58:40,729 --> 00:58:42,598 What the hell is going on? 966 00:58:43,866 --> 00:58:46,268 Sorry, friend, I think you're in the wrong abode. 967 00:58:46,302 --> 00:58:48,404 I'm at the right abode all right ,funny guy. 968 00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:52,808 Tanner, what the fuck is this shit, man? 969 00:58:52,842 --> 00:58:56,846 Uh, guys, I... I am very sorry. 970 00:58:56,879 --> 00:58:58,214 Can we talk about this outside? 971 00:58:59,148 --> 00:59:01,684 Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry. 972 00:59:05,054 --> 00:59:08,824 Luke, I joined a small group that some of the younger people from the church hosts. 973 00:59:08,858 --> 00:59:11,227 What the fuck is a small group, man? They didn't look small. 974 00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:12,895 They looked fucking normal size to me. 975 00:59:12,928 --> 00:59:15,064 No, it's... 976 00:59:15,097 --> 00:59:17,967 Look, it's just a smaller gathering than the Sunday service, okay? 977 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,937 We get together, we talk about life, uh, we help each other out, it's awesome. 978 00:59:23,839 --> 00:59:25,274 This is officially the only thing worse than CrossFit, man. 979 00:59:26,942 --> 00:59:28,911 All right, look, man, I wanted to invite you 980 00:59:30,346 --> 00:59:33,782 but I don't know with your dad and stuff, you clearly hate this. 981 00:59:34,984 --> 00:59:36,018 My dad. 982 00:59:38,721 --> 00:59:39,755 Fuck you, man. 983 00:59:47,296 --> 00:59:49,298 Come on, Jolene, not now. 984 00:59:49,331 --> 00:59:51,100 Not now. 985 00:59:51,133 --> 00:59:53,435 The battery life on these things is just... 986 00:59:58,908 --> 01:00:00,743 Are you okay? 987 01:00:00,776 --> 01:00:02,411 I'm fucking fine. 988 01:00:02,444 --> 01:00:04,713 Mr. Perfect and I have never been better. 989 01:00:16,492 --> 01:00:20,462 Uh, I'm sorry, guys. 990 01:00:20,496 --> 01:00:22,865 Yeah, I thought we were getting robbed or something. 991 01:00:22,898 --> 01:00:24,800 It's kind of weird. I've never seen him like that. 992 01:00:24,833 --> 01:00:26,135 Let's lighten the mood. 993 01:00:26,168 --> 01:00:28,037 All right, let's get back to Romans. 994 01:00:30,172 --> 01:00:33,075 "The result was that their foolish minds became dark and confused. 995 01:00:33,108 --> 01:00:34,977 Claiming themselves to be wise without God, 996 01:00:35,010 --> 01:00:37,012 they became utter fools, instead. 997 01:00:37,046 --> 01:00:40,816 And then, instead of worshiping the glorious, ever-living God, 998 01:00:40,849 --> 01:00:44,053 they took wood and stone and made idols for themselves." 999 01:01:13,816 --> 01:01:15,117 No way! 1000 01:01:31,867 --> 01:01:34,470 So really, I just wanted you two to meet. 1001 01:01:34,503 --> 01:01:37,273 Tanner here is one of the funniest guys I know. 1002 01:01:37,306 --> 01:01:40,509 He's an actor, a writer, director. 1003 01:01:40,542 --> 01:01:42,144 He's a creator. 1004 01:01:42,177 --> 01:01:44,346 Well, you guys know it's a tough business 1005 01:01:44,380 --> 01:01:47,283 but I got the feeling that you guys are even tougher. 1006 01:02:17,913 --> 01:02:21,116 So, what are you thinking like comedy, drama? 1007 01:02:21,150 --> 01:02:25,554 Oh, um, is it too soon to reboot Two and a Half Men? 1008 01:02:25,588 --> 01:02:29,358 Yeah, like a... like a really intelligent poignant comedy. 1009 01:02:45,908 --> 01:02:50,179 All right, and next fall we got Dirty 30. 1010 01:02:51,380 --> 01:02:53,650 Dirty 30, I-30. 1011 01:02:53,683 --> 01:02:56,985 Bingo! 1012 01:02:59,054 --> 01:03:00,356 Proud of you, buddy. 1013 01:04:17,299 --> 01:04:21,103 Make sure you get at the micro fungus. It hides in the cracks. 1014 01:04:21,136 --> 01:04:23,505 It's sneaky. But that's the good stuff. 1015 01:04:33,583 --> 01:04:35,083 I tied up the hose the way you like. 1016 01:04:35,117 --> 01:04:36,686 You still going over to Riverside? 1017 01:04:36,719 --> 01:04:38,420 No. 1018 01:04:38,454 --> 01:04:39,354 Come here. 1019 01:04:40,255 --> 01:04:41,156 Come here. 1020 01:04:42,625 --> 01:04:46,228 Where I'm about to send you is a gift. 1021 01:04:46,261 --> 01:04:50,098 A gift given to you by me, Jimmy. 1022 01:04:51,066 --> 01:04:53,435 And it's one that will change your life. 1023 01:04:53,469 --> 01:04:57,339 This, my young friend, is my best customer. 1024 01:04:57,372 --> 01:04:59,676 Traditionally, I'd handle it myself 1025 01:04:59,709 --> 01:05:03,580 but my daughter is up for American Ninja Warrior teen edition 1026 01:05:03,613 --> 01:05:06,315 and I want to be able to give her my good juju. 1027 01:05:06,348 --> 01:05:09,351 Yeah, okay, cool. It's no problem. 1028 01:05:09,384 --> 01:05:12,755 "Yeah. Okay, cool. No problem." 1029 01:05:13,690 --> 01:05:16,458 No, that's not gonna cut it. 1030 01:05:16,492 --> 01:05:18,327 I need this man's pool to sparkle. 1031 01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:21,263 I need it to look like a bee has never died in it. 1032 01:05:21,296 --> 01:05:25,635 I need it to look like not one kid has ever taken the tugboat 1033 01:05:25,668 --> 01:05:28,437 to brown town in the shallow end. 1034 01:05:28,470 --> 01:05:30,640 I need it to look like the Olympics. 1035 01:05:30,673 --> 01:05:33,141 And I'm not talking about the shitty ones that took place in Russia 1036 01:05:33,175 --> 01:05:35,143 where they killed all the dogs. No. 1037 01:05:36,746 --> 01:05:41,818 I am talking about motherfucking Sydney. 1038 01:05:41,851 --> 01:05:44,587 Okay, I'm on it. 1039 01:05:44,621 --> 01:05:45,521 My man. 1040 01:05:53,663 --> 01:05:56,565 That last meeting, you killed it in there. You know that. 1041 01:05:56,599 --> 01:05:59,101 I... I feel like it went really well. 1042 01:05:59,134 --> 01:06:03,171 And these new head shots, they look great. You look great. 1043 01:06:04,841 --> 01:06:07,476 You're gonna be on a show in no time. I know it. 1044 01:06:07,509 --> 01:06:10,412 Dude, thank you so much, um, honestly, I... 1045 01:06:10,445 --> 01:06:13,215 I... I've never felt so good about the way things are moving. 1046 01:06:13,248 --> 01:06:14,784 You don't have to thank me. 1047 01:06:14,817 --> 01:06:18,287 If anything, I... I appreciate what we have here. 1048 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,690 It's been really great spending so much time with you. 1049 01:06:20,723 --> 01:06:22,558 Yeah. 1050 01:06:22,592 --> 01:06:24,661 Um, well you know, fingers crossed, it all works out. 1051 01:06:26,161 --> 01:06:28,463 I truly think God put you in my life for a reason. 1052 01:06:29,799 --> 01:06:30,700 God is good. 1053 01:06:39,709 --> 01:06:41,844 Oh, okay, I'm... I'm sorry. 1054 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,481 Hoyt, you know about me and Lisa. 1055 01:06:48,918 --> 01:06:51,654 I, uh, I guess I... I misread something. 1056 01:06:52,655 --> 01:06:54,156 You know, it's fine. 1057 01:06:54,189 --> 01:06:56,458 Let's just forget it ever happened. 1058 01:06:56,491 --> 01:06:58,293 Let's go grab a bite. 1059 01:06:59,328 --> 01:07:00,228 Hoyt, I'm... 1060 01:07:01,731 --> 01:07:02,632 I'm gonna go. 1061 01:07:08,938 --> 01:07:10,773 You know, you look like, um, 1062 01:07:14,209 --> 01:07:17,346 You look like a really handsome version of Owen Wilson. 1063 01:08:08,998 --> 01:08:10,265 Welcome, friend. 1064 01:08:27,850 --> 01:08:30,285 I'm so glad you decided to join us. 1065 01:08:30,318 --> 01:08:33,288 You know, when you hold these kinds of parties... 1066 01:08:34,724 --> 01:08:37,727 ...sometimes, only the weirdos show up. 1067 01:08:39,294 --> 01:08:40,930 I'm actually here to clean the pool. 1068 01:08:42,965 --> 01:08:44,667 My God 1069 01:08:46,535 --> 01:08:52,274 So wrong of me to assume you were part of the lifestyle. 1070 01:08:54,911 --> 01:08:56,879 Well, welcome. 1071 01:08:56,913 --> 01:08:59,682 Ah, the Roman bath could really use some scrubbing. 1072 01:09:04,352 --> 01:09:05,353 Hey, I gotta ask. 1073 01:09:06,923 --> 01:09:09,257 You're Nicky Steele, aren't you? 1074 01:09:11,661 --> 01:09:12,995 Why are you following me? 1075 01:09:13,029 --> 01:09:14,764 Who do you work for, fucker? 1076 01:09:14,797 --> 01:09:17,532 CIA? IRS? Yelp? 1077 01:09:17,566 --> 01:09:20,302 Oh, I actually work for you. 1078 01:09:21,536 --> 01:09:22,739 Sales. 1079 01:09:24,006 --> 01:09:28,845 Oh. Shit. Hey, guy, you got to speak up. 1080 01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:31,948 What do you know about the yo-yo? 1081 01:09:31,981 --> 01:09:34,751 Not much, I guess. 1082 01:09:34,784 --> 01:09:38,453 Then I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 1083 01:09:38,487 --> 01:09:43,793 The key to success is the yo-yo. 1084 01:09:43,826 --> 01:09:46,696 Check it. It goes down, it goes up. 1085 01:09:46,729 --> 01:09:52,702 It can walk the dog. It can go around the world. 1086 01:09:52,735 --> 01:09:58,975 But at the end of the day, it always rises back up to its little blue home. 1087 01:09:59,008 --> 01:10:01,844 Now, you being a fine tea salesman, 1088 01:10:01,878 --> 01:10:04,847 you spend your days talking about tea, talking about weight loss, 1089 01:10:04,881 --> 01:10:08,584 but you do it, so that at the end of the day, 1090 01:10:08,618 --> 01:10:11,386 you can go to your little blue home. 1091 01:10:12,588 --> 01:10:18,326 Now you keep at it and one day, that home is going to look just like this. 1092 01:10:23,065 --> 01:10:26,368 What a relief. 1093 01:10:28,137 --> 01:10:29,772 Man, I didn't know what to expect. 1094 01:10:29,806 --> 01:10:31,707 I walk in, I get kicked in the balls, you know, 1095 01:10:31,741 --> 01:10:36,879 but is there anything you could give me to increase my sales? 1096 01:10:39,381 --> 01:10:42,384 Well, yes. 1097 01:10:45,154 --> 01:10:47,824 It's all about recruitment. 1098 01:10:47,857 --> 01:10:51,627 Selling the tea is for suckers. You got to sell the sellers. Check it. 1099 01:10:51,661 --> 01:10:54,597 You sell bucks worth of tea, what do you get? 1100 01:10:54,630 --> 01:10:56,431 - Five bucks? - 250. 1101 01:10:56,464 --> 01:10:57,800 Jesus Christ. 1102 01:11:00,069 --> 01:11:06,142 Okay, 250. Now, let's say, you recruit your buddy and he sells 50 bucks, 1103 01:11:06,175 --> 01:11:11,147 you get a buck and a quarter for doing nothing, all right? 1104 01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:15,017 Plus, you make money on the inventory you have to sell him. 1105 01:11:15,051 --> 01:11:19,021 You get money from him twice. 1106 01:11:19,055 --> 01:11:21,356 So it really is a pyramid scheme? 1107 01:11:24,459 --> 01:11:28,831 Pyramids are great, guy, if you're on top. 1108 01:11:32,467 --> 01:11:38,107 You want to take a real little peek into the Nicky Steele crystal ball? 1109 01:11:39,675 --> 01:11:47,149 You want to see what the future of entrepreneurial sales is really like? 1110 01:11:47,183 --> 01:11:48,550 Do you? 1111 01:11:48,584 --> 01:11:49,919 - Do you? - Yeah. 1112 01:11:49,952 --> 01:11:50,953 Yeah. 1113 01:11:55,925 --> 01:12:00,830 Shazam, the Amish. 1114 01:12:00,863 --> 01:12:02,798 Any questions? 1115 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:05,868 Yes. 1116 01:12:06,869 --> 01:12:09,705 So, the... the future of entrepreneurial sales 1117 01:12:09,739 --> 01:12:13,009 is the one group of people that doesn't believe in technology? 1118 01:12:15,945 --> 01:12:21,651 These guys can't do shit, they can't smoke, they can't get high, 1119 01:12:21,684 --> 01:12:24,654 they can't get drunk, they can't see tits, 1120 01:12:24,687 --> 01:12:31,060 except for one year when they turn and they go on Rumspringa. 1121 01:12:31,093 --> 01:12:34,830 And these bad boys are ready to burst. 1122 01:12:34,864 --> 01:12:39,702 Now who do you think the first person they see is going to be? 1123 01:12:41,503 --> 01:12:43,039 You? 1124 01:12:43,072 --> 01:12:43,973 No. 1125 01:12:45,207 --> 01:12:47,143 You. 1126 01:12:47,176 --> 01:12:50,146 The minute they step off the compound, 1127 01:12:50,179 --> 01:12:57,552 the first person they're gonna see is you and you have got a kit. 1128 01:12:57,586 --> 01:13:02,557 Five hundred bucks buys them a bottle of Nicky Steele vodka, 1129 01:13:02,591 --> 01:13:04,559 a carton of Nicky Steele cigarettes, 1130 01:13:04,593 --> 01:13:08,664 a genuine certified Nicky Steele vape pen. 1131 01:13:08,698 --> 01:13:11,000 Oh, Chihuahua. 1132 01:13:11,033 --> 01:13:14,937 And a coupon for 30 minutes with Destiny. 1133 01:13:15,871 --> 01:13:18,274 Not that these bad boys are gonna need 30 minutes. 1134 01:13:18,307 --> 01:13:20,910 It's gonna be the quickest 25 dollars she ever made. 1135 01:13:24,847 --> 01:13:30,920 So, the future is swindling the Amish, making readymade Rumspringa's? 1136 01:13:32,822 --> 01:13:34,857 Readymade Rumspringa. 1137 01:13:37,126 --> 01:13:41,030 Readymade Rumspringa. 1138 01:13:42,031 --> 01:13:44,633 Fuck me. 1139 01:13:46,268 --> 01:13:48,871 Would you just sign that? 1140 01:13:48,904 --> 01:13:52,742 Don't worry, I will photocopy your signature onto a legal document at another time 1141 01:13:52,775 --> 01:13:59,281 because you, my friend, have just made yourself a fast one-y honey. 1142 01:14:10,926 --> 01:14:12,828 Yeah. 1143 01:14:12,862 --> 01:14:15,131 I'm going to need the yo-yo back, too. 1144 01:14:17,066 --> 01:14:18,701 Thank you. 1145 01:14:44,260 --> 01:14:47,029 Hey, man, can... can we talk? 1146 01:14:47,063 --> 01:14:48,230 It's been a weird couple of weeks. 1147 01:14:51,867 --> 01:14:54,036 Honestly, aspects of it are great. 1148 01:14:54,070 --> 01:14:58,841 You know, the, uh, community sense of something bigger than yourself, 1149 01:14:58,874 --> 01:15:03,045 it's like a, uh, healthier less drunk version of the bar. 1150 01:15:03,079 --> 01:15:05,948 Dude, I get it, man, I grew up there. 1151 01:15:05,981 --> 01:15:08,751 I think I'm less jaded by the people than the religion. 1152 01:15:08,784 --> 01:15:09,685 Hmm. 1153 01:15:09,718 --> 01:15:11,153 Half of them babysat me. 1154 01:15:12,188 --> 01:15:14,023 I do like how the people at your dad's church don't 1155 01:15:14,056 --> 01:15:16,025 try to pretend like they know everything 1156 01:15:16,058 --> 01:15:17,760 or try to shove it all down my throat. 1157 01:15:19,395 --> 01:15:24,967 Just the rules, you know, this idea of being afraid to be who you really are. 1158 01:15:29,805 --> 01:15:31,107 Hey, man, are we cool? 1159 01:15:33,275 --> 01:15:34,210 We're cool. 1160 01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:41,217 You look like the Lannister that works at Urban Outfitters. 1161 01:15:44,353 --> 01:15:47,790 You look like Sean Penn if you couldn't change a tire and he had a nut allergy. 1162 01:15:50,426 --> 01:15:51,994 Shit. 1163 01:15:52,027 --> 01:15:53,162 Check it out. 1164 01:15:53,195 --> 01:15:54,096 Yeah. 1165 01:15:56,332 --> 01:15:58,367 Oh, yeah, okay. 1166 01:16:07,109 --> 01:16:09,812 This might be our best one yet. 1167 01:16:12,915 --> 01:16:14,884 Why did I have to be Khaleesi? 1168 01:16:19,755 --> 01:16:20,723 Hello. 1169 01:16:23,325 --> 01:16:24,260 Yeah. 1170 01:16:25,494 --> 01:16:26,695 Are you serious? 1171 01:16:28,230 --> 01:16:31,901 Well, no, no, exactly. What... what role is bigger than God? 1172 01:16:34,203 --> 01:16:35,871 Wow. 1173 01:16:35,905 --> 01:16:37,773 Thank you so much. 1174 01:16:37,806 --> 01:16:38,941 Yeah, thank you. 1175 01:16:41,844 --> 01:16:42,745 We're back on. 1176 01:16:45,381 --> 01:16:47,416 Thank you all so much 1177 01:16:47,449 --> 01:16:53,422 for coming out to the last day of filming A Prayer in Space. 1178 01:16:53,455 --> 01:16:56,258 Now, you may or may not believe in God, 1179 01:16:56,292 --> 01:17:00,095 but it's clear that you believe in us. 1180 01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:06,335 Now, we all have our differences, especially you and I, Hoyt, 1181 01:17:08,270 --> 01:17:11,373 but there's one thing that the church 1182 01:17:11,407 --> 01:17:17,079 and the bars have in common, that's community. 1183 01:17:17,112 --> 01:17:20,783 So, let's come together and crush this. 1184 01:17:20,816 --> 01:17:23,152 Marlon, how are we looking with the explosives? 1185 01:17:23,185 --> 01:17:24,753 TNT, baby. 1186 01:17:26,355 --> 01:17:28,457 The bad boys are straight out of 1991 and they're packing motherfucking heat. 1187 01:17:28,490 --> 01:17:32,228 Great. We're gonna need to get this shot off before he gets here. 1188 01:17:32,261 --> 01:17:33,295 We've got an hour. 1189 01:17:36,465 --> 01:17:37,866 - Hey. - Hmm? 1190 01:17:53,148 --> 01:17:55,217 Bring it in. Bring it in. Space shot. 1191 01:18:08,163 --> 01:18:11,267 - What's the frame for this per shot like kind of... - Shh. 1192 01:18:16,105 --> 01:18:20,109 I made a hot sexy mistake with my best friend 1193 01:18:20,142 --> 01:18:23,178 but this movie is bigger than me. 1194 01:18:23,212 --> 01:18:25,214 It's bigger than any of us. 1195 01:18:25,247 --> 01:18:29,518 I mean it's, you know, so... 1196 01:18:30,552 --> 01:18:32,955 He... he called it a sexy mistake? 1197 01:18:36,058 --> 01:18:37,493 I mean, that's a compliment. 1198 01:18:37,526 --> 01:18:42,431 Okay, we're gonna need all hands on deck. 1199 01:18:42,464 --> 01:18:44,300 - You, too, Tiff. - Hmm? 1200 01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:45,401 Get in there. 1201 01:18:45,434 --> 01:18:46,935 - Oh, - Need you in. 1202 01:18:46,969 --> 01:18:47,870 Come on. 1203 01:18:50,906 --> 01:18:52,574 Everybody in position. 1204 01:18:54,943 --> 01:18:55,878 All right, here we go. 1205 01:19:04,420 --> 01:19:06,255 Action, space monsters! 1206 01:19:09,358 --> 01:19:12,261 And action, explosives! 1207 01:19:24,273 --> 01:19:26,975 And action, explosives! 1208 01:19:36,952 --> 01:19:39,088 I don't know what you want from me, motherfuckers. 1209 01:19:39,121 --> 01:19:41,156 This shit is like 30 years old. 1210 01:19:48,097 --> 01:19:51,033 Okay, guys, it's fine, just crop out the explosives 1211 01:19:51,066 --> 01:19:52,401 and I'll add that in VFX. 1212 01:19:52,434 --> 01:19:55,037 I can fix this whole thing in the edit. 1213 01:19:55,070 --> 01:19:56,205 You know how to edit? 1214 01:19:56,238 --> 01:19:57,973 Uh, yeah, I'm an editor. 1215 01:19:58,006 --> 01:20:00,442 Worked for Nat Geo, Disney, Marvel. 1216 01:20:00,476 --> 01:20:03,011 I mean, I do all their digital content. 1217 01:20:03,045 --> 01:20:04,513 What... what did you guys think I did? 1218 01:20:04,546 --> 01:20:08,283 - Oh. - But I talk about it all the time. 1219 01:20:08,317 --> 01:20:10,219 I'm so sorry. 1220 01:20:13,989 --> 01:20:14,890 He's here. 1221 01:20:25,534 --> 01:20:28,605 Oh, my gosh. Dude, that is so much fun. You're totally right. 1222 01:20:28,638 --> 01:20:30,539 - In the future, cars won't even exist. - Yeah, yeah. 1223 01:20:30,572 --> 01:20:33,208 wait, wait, wait, wait, I've got another piece of big news. 1224 01:20:33,242 --> 01:20:35,043 - To PR your backspot? - Yes. 1225 01:20:35,077 --> 01:20:38,180 Um, actually I... 1226 01:20:38,213 --> 01:20:40,315 I think I'm gonna ask Lisa to marry me. 1227 01:20:40,349 --> 01:20:42,585 - No shit. - Yeah. 1228 01:20:42,619 --> 01:20:44,052 I'm happy for you, man. 1229 01:20:44,086 --> 01:20:45,421 - Thanks. Thanks. - Genuinely. 1230 01:20:45,454 --> 01:20:48,056 Thank you. Um, will you be my best man? 1231 01:20:48,991 --> 01:20:51,226 Who else are you gonna ask? Herman? 1232 01:20:55,164 --> 01:20:56,365 Fair point. 1233 01:20:56,398 --> 01:20:58,701 Hey, reps for Jesus, right? 1234 01:20:58,735 --> 01:21:00,569 - Yeah? - The shirts are perfect. 1235 01:21:00,603 --> 01:21:01,604 Let's get in there. 1236 01:21:07,509 --> 01:21:09,411 Are you ready for this? 1237 01:21:09,445 --> 01:21:11,046 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1238 01:21:13,081 --> 01:21:14,316 We made a movie. 1239 01:21:14,349 --> 01:21:15,384 We made a movie. 1240 01:21:18,387 --> 01:21:20,690 Uh, Elevate Church, thank you so much for coming. 1241 01:21:20,723 --> 01:21:24,460 Uh, before we get started, Luke and I just wanted to say a real quick thank you. 1242 01:21:24,493 --> 01:21:28,130 Um, we put a lot of blood, sweat and tears into this over the last few months 1243 01:21:28,163 --> 01:21:30,432 and none of it would be possible without you. 1244 01:21:30,466 --> 01:21:31,634 So, thank you. Thank you very much. 1245 01:21:37,473 --> 01:21:40,342 And now, without further ado, 1246 01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:45,080 the world premiere screening of A Prayer in Space, 1247 01:21:46,215 --> 01:21:52,020 the story of the first prayer ever to be prayed in space. 1248 01:21:52,054 --> 01:21:53,590 Enjoy the movie, everybody. 1249 01:21:59,194 --> 01:22:02,297 Hey, Mom, we're finally here. 1250 01:22:02,331 --> 01:22:03,733 On Mars? 1251 01:22:03,766 --> 01:22:06,401 Yeah, Mom, on Mars. 1252 01:22:07,503 --> 01:22:09,438 It's pretty scary. 1253 01:22:09,471 --> 01:22:12,007 Always remember, if you're ever feeling alone 1254 01:22:12,842 --> 01:22:19,081 or end up actually alone on Mars, God is always with you. 1255 01:22:19,114 --> 01:22:22,217 Come on, Mom, you know I'm a scientist. 1256 01:22:22,251 --> 01:22:24,052 I'm not allowed to believe in God anymore. 1257 01:22:29,792 --> 01:22:33,228 Mom, the crew is gone. 1258 01:22:34,263 --> 01:22:35,430 All of them. 1259 01:22:36,733 --> 01:22:40,168 I'm alone on Mars. 1260 01:22:44,273 --> 01:22:49,646 Lord, save me from these space monsters. 1261 01:23:06,261 --> 01:23:13,502 Astronaut, you have come closer to touching the hand of God 1262 01:23:13,535 --> 01:23:16,305 than any other astronaut before you. 1263 01:23:17,272 --> 01:23:24,179 Leap up and use the lower gravitational pull to fly yourself toward me. 1264 01:23:24,212 --> 01:23:27,850 You are the first astronaut to give a prayer in space 1265 01:23:27,884 --> 01:23:30,720 and I have heard you loud and clear. 1266 01:23:31,621 --> 01:23:36,726 Heaven, the final, final frontier. 1267 01:23:39,194 --> 01:23:40,429 Boom. 1268 01:23:46,736 --> 01:23:53,141 Mom, my body is coming back home and my soul is coming back to Jesus. 1269 01:24:27,509 --> 01:24:31,914 With this check for one hundred thousand dollars, 1270 01:24:31,948 --> 01:24:35,652 you two have saved our mortgage and our church. 1271 01:24:35,685 --> 01:24:37,820 Now, I'll admit I had my doubts. 1272 01:24:37,854 --> 01:24:43,593 But at the end of the day, I will always invest in family. 1273 01:24:43,626 --> 01:24:46,461 My dad, eventually, came around. 1274 01:24:46,495 --> 01:24:49,231 In fact, he saved the movie. 1275 01:24:49,264 --> 01:24:53,268 And even though we didn't get Butch Savage, Christflix still bought it. 1276 01:24:54,236 --> 01:24:56,438 I love you, Son. 1277 01:24:56,471 --> 01:25:02,679 Now, I know we've had our differences, but I am truly, truly proud of you. 1278 01:25:03,713 --> 01:25:04,947 Love you. 1279 01:25:08,483 --> 01:25:09,351 Thank you, Son. 1280 01:25:10,620 --> 01:25:13,589 And to you, our wonderful congregation, 1281 01:25:13,623 --> 01:25:16,759 I am so glad that you all felt the same way. 1282 01:25:17,827 --> 01:25:21,430 Thank you for investing in our church family. 1283 01:25:21,463 --> 01:25:24,266 Now, we still desperately need to fix that roof. 1284 01:25:24,299 --> 01:25:27,637 So please, please pray that we find the funds. 1285 01:25:28,905 --> 01:25:33,542 But for now, what did you all think of the film? 1286 01:25:37,947 --> 01:25:40,482 ♪ There is a world up above us ♪ 1287 01:25:40,515 --> 01:25:42,250 ♪ And man, it's pretty great ♪ 1288 01:25:42,284 --> 01:25:44,386 ♪ Yeah, clouds and golden walkways ♪ 1289 01:25:44,419 --> 01:25:46,022 ♪ And around it there's a gate ♪ 1290 01:25:46,055 --> 01:25:48,323 ♪ But you got to ignore The doorman ♪ 1291 01:25:48,356 --> 01:25:50,026 ♪ If you wanna get inside ♪ 1292 01:25:50,059 --> 01:25:53,228 ♪ 'Cause we got boots On the ground in the sky ♪ 1293 01:25:54,797 --> 01:25:57,299 Could I have used the 50 grand? 1294 01:25:57,332 --> 01:25:58,601 Sure. 1295 01:25:58,634 --> 01:26:00,803 But Jimmy gave me back my pool gig. 1296 01:26:00,837 --> 01:26:05,407 And my dad, well, it's the least I could do. 1297 01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:06,876 Something else will come along. 1298 01:26:10,813 --> 01:26:15,017 Oh, uh, you and your dad are hanging out a lot together now which is cool. 1299 01:26:15,051 --> 01:26:16,619 You've got a weekly activity. 1300 01:26:16,652 --> 01:26:18,855 Guy throws some mean axe. 1301 01:26:18,888 --> 01:26:22,324 Deep breath, follow through it. It's in the follow through. Come on, son. 1302 01:26:22,357 --> 01:26:23,960 Ah... Yes. 1303 01:26:23,993 --> 01:26:25,628 Oh. That's all right, that's all right. 1304 01:26:25,661 --> 01:26:27,395 You'll get it next time. You'll get it next time. 1305 01:26:27,429 --> 01:26:28,798 He probably won't get it next time. 1306 01:26:28,831 --> 01:26:31,768 Actually, he hasn't gotten it ever. 1307 01:26:33,069 --> 01:26:35,872 Hey, where's your little blond bitch? 1308 01:26:35,905 --> 01:26:39,307 Excuse me, Sir, now, this young man that you're talking to, 1309 01:26:39,341 --> 01:26:42,912 well, he happens to be my son. 1310 01:26:44,113 --> 01:26:49,351 So, if you're looking for his little blond bitch, 1311 01:26:49,384 --> 01:26:53,355 all you need to know is that I am the little blond bitch now. 1312 01:26:54,389 --> 01:26:56,859 So, why don't you go throw your hatchet? 1313 01:26:56,893 --> 01:27:00,930 ♪ 'Cause we got boots On the ground up here ♪ 1314 01:27:00,963 --> 01:27:03,766 ♪ Oh we got boots on the ground In the sky ♪ 1315 01:27:05,802 --> 01:27:06,836 ♪ There's an army Keepin' a watch for you and I ♪ 1316 01:27:06,869 --> 01:27:10,673 Hey, pause, I got a missed call. 1317 01:27:10,706 --> 01:27:14,543 Hi, Luke. My name is Sarah Watkins and I work for the Syfy Channel. 1318 01:27:14,576 --> 01:27:17,079 A Prayer in Space, it blew us away. 1319 01:27:17,113 --> 01:27:21,550 I was really sad they replaced your dad with Kevin Sorbo though. 1320 01:27:21,584 --> 01:27:24,887 We'd like to talk to you and Tanner about Sharknado 12 . 1321 01:27:24,921 --> 01:27:27,924 We want you two to write and direct. Call me back when you get this. 1322 01:27:31,060 --> 01:27:34,096 ♪ Boots on the ground in the sky ♪ 1323 01:27:52,148 --> 01:27:55,818 Yeah, so, uh, after making the movie, Herman got sober. 1324 01:27:55,852 --> 01:27:57,687 - For... for a while. - For a little bit. 1325 01:28:02,859 --> 01:28:05,560 And that first communion came around and hit him hard. 1326 01:28:05,595 --> 01:28:06,528 Lot of wine. 1327 01:28:12,702 --> 01:28:17,640 And Brandy, she saved our movie. 1328 01:28:17,673 --> 01:28:18,573 She really did. 1329 01:28:28,751 --> 01:28:33,122 Turns out she's an editor for a lot of very reputable companies. 1330 01:28:34,156 --> 01:28:37,026 And we brought Marlon on to Sharknado 12. 1331 01:28:37,059 --> 01:28:37,960 So... 1332 01:28:41,063 --> 01:28:44,000 ...the guy finally got his explosion. 1333 01:28:45,768 --> 01:28:46,669 Yeah! 1334 01:28:52,540 --> 01:28:57,647 ♪ I hung a cross To remember you by ♪ 1335 01:28:57,680 --> 01:29:01,918 ♪ It's eight feet tall And six feet wide ♪ 1336 01:29:03,185 --> 01:29:06,989 ♪ To remember The things you said ♪ 1337 01:29:08,490 --> 01:29:11,928 ♪ I hung it over my bed ♪ 1338 01:29:13,229 --> 01:29:17,199 ♪ That monstrosity That was your tomb ♪ 1339 01:29:18,768 --> 01:29:23,039 ♪ Oh, it takes up Most of the room ♪ 1340 01:29:23,072 --> 01:29:26,609 ♪ I hung a huge cross ♪ 1341 01:29:28,510 --> 01:29:31,747 ♪ Because your love's so pure ♪ 1342 01:29:33,548 --> 01:29:36,152 ♪ And if it fell When I was sleeping ♪ 1343 01:29:36,185 --> 01:29:38,888 ♪ I'd be crushed for sure ♪ 1344 01:29:46,996 --> 01:29:51,067 ♪ Because they hung you For your gospel of love ♪ 1345 01:29:51,100 --> 01:29:54,770 ♪ I added paint To simulate blood ♪ 1346 01:29:55,705 --> 01:29:58,941 ♪ And nails And remnants of hair ♪ 1347 01:30:00,042 --> 01:30:03,879 ♪ And pieces of the shroud You did wear ♪ 1348 01:30:03,913 --> 01:30:07,616 ♪ And because some still Do not believe ♪ 1349 01:30:08,550 --> 01:30:11,954 ♪ My roommates They asked me to leave ♪ 1350 01:30:11,988 --> 01:30:14,991 ♪ I hung a huge cross ♪ 1351 01:30:16,225 --> 01:30:18,861 ♪ Because your love's so deep ♪ 1352 01:30:20,596 --> 01:30:24,800 ♪ And now I dream about you Dying every time I sleep ♪ 1353 01:30:24,834 --> 01:30:27,535 ♪ I hung a life-size cross ♪ 1354 01:30:28,904 --> 01:30:31,539 ♪ Because your love's so pure ♪ 1355 01:30:32,942 --> 01:30:35,543 ♪ And if it fell When I was sleeping ♪ 1356 01:30:35,577 --> 01:30:37,947 ♪ I'd be crushed for sure ♪ 1357 01:30:37,980 --> 01:30:38,948 Come on. 1358 01:30:40,116 --> 01:30:41,617 Everybody now. 1359 01:30:42,885 --> 01:30:44,687 How big is your love? 1360 01:30:46,822 --> 01:30:48,724 Jesus' love was big. 1361 01:30:49,859 --> 01:30:51,761 It was big enough for all of us. 1362 01:30:54,263 --> 01:30:56,298 So, how big is your love? 1363 01:30:58,134 --> 01:31:00,269 And how big is your cross? 1364 01:31:00,302 --> 01:31:02,638 It's a symbol of that love. 1365 01:31:02,671 --> 01:31:06,675 And don't tell me you just have a small house, a small room. 1366 01:31:07,676 --> 01:31:13,548 My room is very small but my cross is still enormous. 1367 01:31:14,283 --> 01:31:16,285 Enormous. 1368 01:31:16,318 --> 01:31:17,787 Everyone... 1369 01:31:17,820 --> 01:31:20,623 ♪ I hung a huge cross ♪ 1370 01:31:20,656 --> 01:31:21,991 ♪ 'Cause your love's so deep ♪ 1371 01:31:22,024 --> 01:31:24,260 ♪ Because your love is so deep ♪ 1372 01:31:24,293 --> 01:31:26,328 ♪ And now I dream ♪ 1373 01:31:26,362 --> 01:31:30,699 ♪ And now I dream about you Dying every time I sleep ♪ 1374 01:31:30,733 --> 01:31:33,869 ♪ I hung a life-size cross ♪ 1375 01:31:33,903 --> 01:31:37,273 ♪ It could hold A real human being ♪ 1376 01:31:38,674 --> 01:31:43,145 ♪ And in my living room I built a huge nativity scene ♪ 1377 01:31:43,179 --> 01:31:45,781 ♪ I hung a monster cross ♪ 1378 01:31:47,049 --> 01:31:49,785 ♪ Because your love's so pure ♪ 1379 01:31:49,819 --> 01:31:51,387 ♪ It's so pure ♪ 1380 01:31:51,420 --> 01:31:53,622 ♪ And if it fell When I was sleeping ♪ 1381 01:31:53,656 --> 01:31:55,357 ♪ I'd be crushed for sure ♪ 1382 01:31:55,391 --> 01:31:57,293 ♪ Crushed for sure Crushed for sure ♪ 1383 01:31:57,326 --> 01:31:59,662 ♪ Crushed for sure Crushed for sure ♪ 1384 01:31:59,695 --> 01:32:01,797 ♪ Crushed for sure Crushed for sure ♪ 1385 01:32:01,831 --> 01:32:03,165 ♪ Crushed for sure ♪ 1386 01:32:03,278 --> 01:32:08,278 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org